Jokes

AIK HUSBAND NAY BARAY GHUSAY SAY KAHA BEWI SAY,JULDI KHANA LAOO MERE PAIT MAIN CHUHAY KUDD RHAY HAIN
BEWI:HI ALLAH MAINE TO MURGHEE PAKAI THEE

aik bar aik larkay nay apnay dost ki plate say aaam utha liyay.us kay daost nay poocha kai aaam kion uthayay us ki plate say.to us kay dost nay kaha kay gadhay aam nahi khatay.plz lauf

the teacher asks the child ""have u done the geography h/w whats the excuse if u have-nt done it"" the kid answers""my dad said that the world is changing every day so i-m waiting it to settle down. ha ha ha

DO admi train main safer ker rahe hote hain.Aik kehta hai doosrey seke tumhara naam kia hai pehla kehta hai gh gh gh ghaa se se ta raam.phir yehi doosrey se poochta hai ke tumhara naam kia hai doosra kehta hai mera naam bhi gha ghaseta raam mager itna nahi ghasita jitna tum ne ghasita.........

aik aurat apnay beatay ko janjour rahi thi school ka waqut hogaya hay tumay school jana hay ammy main school nahi jaun ga mojey school say nafrat hay bachay moujy pasand nahi kartay ustad mojay nafrat ki niga say daktay hay mojay school ka sara staf napasand karta hay magar tumay school jana hay abb tum bachy nahi rahay 40 sall kay hochokay aur school kay head master ho.

aik ghaib damagh professor sahib apni begum se bathey batain ker rahay they.begum bhi badkismati se professor hi thin. achanak door per bell hui.begum sahiba cillain;oh meray mian a gaey.yeh sunana tha ke professor sahib ne khirki se chalang lagai aur bhag kharey huay.

aik daffa do doast appus may baat ketey hai
Asif: yaar Amjad kia bacho kee terhaa herketey ker rahey..tum zarra sabaq yaar ker lo..tum daswee jumaat key talib illum ho..koee bachey nahee
Amjad: yaar bacho ki terha herketey to kero ga he na kio key mey to paidaishee bacha hoo na

aik dafa aik aadmi train mai safar kar raha tha woh bohat darr pok tha is lia woh baichara bohat darr raha tha aur ittefaq say train mai lite chaliii gayeee us ko aur bhi darr laga us nay socha kiou na zanjeer kheench kar train ko rukwaa lia jaay so us nay zanjeer khinchi jaisay hai us na yeh kia us ko aik thappar para us nay dobara zanjeer khinchi usay phir thappar para is lia woh chup ho kar bhaith gaya jab light aayee to us nay uthhh kar shore machaya aur kaha k jab mai nay zanjeer khinchi to mujhay thappar kon marr raha tha to us k barabar wali aurat nay kaha k tum zanjeer khinch rahay thay yaa meri chotiiiiiii
hahahhha

ek dafa bander ko jungle ka badshah banaya jata hai.ek din woh darakht per baith ker kaile kha raha hota hai ke ek loomri aati hai aur kahti hai ke sher aaj raat mere bachoon ko khane aaye ga meri madad karein.bander ye sun ker khoob darakht per uchalta hai aur phir loomri se khata hai jayo tumhare bachoon ko koi kuch nahi kahe ga.doosri dafa phir loomri aati hai bander os ko bhaag dauur ke baad yehi jawabdaita hai.teesri baar bhi aur phir chauti baar bhi.paanchwi baar loomri rooti hoi aati hai ke bander badshah aap ki itni yaqeendahanioon ke bawajood sher mere bachoon ko kha gaya hai. tu pata hai bander kia jawab daita.bander khata hai mein ne to boht BHAAG DAURRki thi aage Allah ki marzi.