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Nasir Alam

Muqabila!!!

dekha jo zulf-e-yaran main ik khagiz ka gulab...hum bhi coat ki jaib main phool luga k chul diye!!..aye wo merey ghur cherey pe powder luga k..hum bhi on k ghur khizab luga k chul diye!!!(meri shairi kaisi)

· 3 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 15:12
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Asma Altaf

Dukh Sukh!!

lurka:tum gheron se to huns huns k mulaqat kuro ho...or hum se wohi zehur bhuri bat kuro ho...lurki:hum gher k agey tumhey kia hal sonain pas a k hal sono door se kia bat kurey ho..!!

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 05:12
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Saiqa Bukhari

Uffho..tukkluf!!

diya jo dimand ka locket to boli..ye to mujhe se bhi ziada huseen hai..paish kiya dil to boli.is tukkluf ki kia zurorut hai...

· 1 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 19:12
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Haseeb Raza

Basaram

mari wala saa kise na pocha atna sambal ka kaha jate ho.kaha isb.waha kya karoga
ap ko to kam nahi ata.mari wala na kha
boon marsi kana kasi na.

· 0 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 12:12
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Asiya Faheem

Hodgarz_matlabi

jatna matlabi mari wala ha. atna pagal loog mar kata ha. samgta balkol nahi.sochta ha kah ham tek ha .loog peche hansta ha.

· 1 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 00:12
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Iqra Raheem

Hati Aur Chewinti Ki Dosty

hati aur chewinti bahot gahray dost thay dono sair ko neklay hati ne kaha keh mera bape araha hi main kaha chope jawoo fiker ki koi bat nahi hi meray peechay chope jawo.

· 1 Like · Dec 13, 2018 at 16:12
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Safia Saeed

Desi Points As Seen Bya Person Living Abroad

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".

· 1 Like · Dec 13, 2018 at 08:12
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Najam Ali Khan

Shalwar

ek larke ne dosre se poocha k btaoo k shalwar wahid hai k jamah us ne jawab dia k uper se wahid neche se jama

· 2 Like · Dec 13, 2018 at 00:12
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Asad Omar

Aik Aurat Rickshaw Main Safar Kar Rahi Hoti Hay

aik aurat rickshaw main safar kar rahi hoti hay.us kay paas ik baalti main doodh hota hay.aage sadak kharab hoti hay...rickshaw jump karta hay to aurat kehti hay....bhai rickshaw slow chalao.....mera doodh gir raha hay.....rickshaw wala kehta hay kyoon aap ne bra nahin pehni....!!

· 2 Like · Dec 12, 2018 at 17:12
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