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Moona Malik

Q. What Is The Difference Between Man Cricket And Women Cricket?

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

· 1 Like · Dec 18, 2018 at 19:12
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Mahrukh Nida

Ghair Admi

ek bete ko apne baap ki jawani ki tasveer milti hai wo apni maa se jakar poochta hai k ami ami yeh tasweer kiski hai maa kehti hai k beta yeh tumhare baap ki tasveer hai to beta bolta hai k phir yeh bhuda khoosat kon hai jo apne app ko mera baap kehta hai

· 2 Like · Dec 18, 2018 at 11:12
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Daud Bhatti

Sonu Yai Patta Bata Doo

Akk Katoon Akk Bachay Say Post Office Ka Patta Pochti Hai.Aur Woo Bachay Say Baray Pyar Say Kahti Hai Hai Kay Batay Yai Post Office Kahan Hai.Bacha Bolta Hai Post Office Maray Ghir Kay Samnay Hai. Kahtoon Kahti Hai Ok Yai Batio Tumhara Ghir Kahan Hai Bacha Kahtta Hai Post Office Kay Samnay. Kahtoon Zoor Say Kahti Hai Off O Yai Donoo Kahan Hai Bacha Kahtta Hai Donoo Amnay Samnay Hai.

· 2 Like · Dec 18, 2018 at 03:12
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Abdul Ghaffar

Hayret Ki Muot

Akk Doost Dossay Dost Say Kahta Hai Kay Mujhay Apni Bive Per Shaq Hai Main Nay Dakha Hai Koee Dosra Aadmi Maray janay Kay Bad Waha Hotta Hai.
Us Ka Doost Kahtta Hai Tum Issi Waqt Office Say Jao Aur Ghir Ja Kar Dakh Loo Sara Doodh Ka Doodh Aur Pani Ka Pani Ho Jay Ga.
Woo Issa Hi Kartta Hai Aur Kuch Daer Tak Ghir Kay Pass Kara Ho Jatta Hai Issi Lamhay Waha Per Koee Is Kay Ghir Main Dakil Hi jatta Hai Woo Fouran Anpay Ghir Jatta Hai.
Ghir Anay Per Is Ki Bevi Is Say Sawal Kartti Hai Kay App Ajj Jaldi Ghir Aa Gay Hai.
Woo Kahta Hai Kay Koun Yahan Per Aya Howa Hai Is Ki Bebi Kahti Yahan Too Koee Nahi Aya.
Is Per Woo Poray Ghir Main Talash Kartta Hai Maggar Waha Per Koee Nahi Miltta Yai Sooch Kar Woo Hayret Say Mit Jatta Hai.
Per Woo Upper Chala Jatta Hai Us Ki Molaqaat Upper Ak Admi Say Hoti Hai Woo Is Kahtta Hai Yaar Tum Too Ahi Jawan Hoo Tum Kasay Mir Gay Woo Apna Sara Kissa Sona Daytta Hai.
Phir Woo Admi Say Kahtta Hai Yaar Tumharay Saat Kiya Howa Tha Tum Bhi Too Abhi No Umir Hoo.
Woo Baray Zoor Say Chalatta Hai Aur Kahtta Hai Tum Nay Pora Ghir Ki Talashe lay Li Abay Defreezer Open Kar Layta Main Us Main Hi Tha.

· 1 Like · Dec 17, 2018 at 19:12
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Haya Jalal

Saza

Qayamat kay din jab sab ko unkay amal kay barabar saza o jaza mil rahe te to nawaz sharif ko unkay amal kay saza yaa mila kah un kay pass eik bohoth he ugly or bodhe woman mila jo her waqt oos kay pass hoga,nawaz sharif bohoth udhas or sharminda tha achanak nawaz nay daykha kay ziaulhaq kay pass bohoth he khubsurat or cute woman hai,tu nawaz bohoth afsurds huwa or khuda se shikayat kar nay laga kay zia to mujh se be ziyada gunahgar tha layken osay saza main bohoth beautiful woman mile hai tu achanak awaz aiee kah kambakhat zia ko nahe darasal yaa saza woman ko mile hai kay o zia kay sath rahay....

· 3 Like · Dec 17, 2018 at 10:12
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Shahida Malik

Horse

An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.
Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse,
named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, ""Pull,
Nellie, pull!"" Buddy didn-t move.

Then the farmer hollered, ""Pull, Buster, pull!"" Buddy didn-t
respond.

Once more the farmer commanded, ""Pull, Coco, pull!"" Nothing.

Then the farmer nonchalantly said, ""Pull, Buddy, pull!"" And
the horse easily dragged the car out of the ditch.

The motorist was most appreciative and very curious. He asked
the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three
times.

The farmer said, ""Oh, Buddy is blind and if he thought he was
the only one pulling, he wouldn-t even try.""

· 0 Like · Dec 17, 2018 at 03:12
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Zeeshan Kaliya

Bawapa

aak abbasi ko ma na bola kah mary wala bawapa hota ha to khta ta kah hat ka panch onglya aak jasa nahi hota pagal

· 1 Like · Dec 16, 2018 at 17:12
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Saiqa Bukhari

Musharf

vajpaye sahab appp har din nashtay main kay latay hai
musharaf sahab app ki dowa kay sath kashmer ka khawab.
wo q bahi?
vajpaye kay karo bewe nashta nahi karate

· 1 Like · Dec 16, 2018 at 08:12
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Amin Lakhan

Chaloo Hay

aik aadmi kismat ka haal batanay wala huta hay.us kay paas aik tuta huta hay.tuta aik leefafa oudtha ta hay or aadmi perr kar sunata hay.aik din waha se aik larki(girl)guzri tu tutai nay kaha kay chalo hay.larki nay ghar ja kar apnay bhai se kaha kay aik tuta mujh ko chalo chalo boulta hay.is baat per us kay bhai ko ghussa aa ta hay or tutay walay se kahta hay kay may tum ko nahi jhourro ga.woh maafi magta hay.magar larki ka bhai kahta hay kay aaj kay baad ye tuta nazzar nahi aa na chahiye.tutay wala boulta hay thik hay aap ko ye nazzar nahi aai ga.may dosra laiy aao ga.aadmi kuch din aik dosra faal nikal nay wala tu talash karta hay magar us ko boul nay wala tuta nahi milta.woh us hi per rang(color)kar kay lay aata hay.or tutai se kahta hay kay tu us larki ko chalo nahi boulay ga.bola tu may tujh ko maar do ga.tuta bolta hay may nahi bolu ga.aik din woh larki waha se guzarti hay tu tuta us ko kuch nahi bolta tu larki tutay walay ko bolti hay kay tum nay naya tuta liya hay kya.woh kahta hay kay jee ha.woh bolti hay kay is may kya khas baat hay.tutai wala kahta hay kay aap apni aik taang(leg)outhai tu aap ka maazi ka haal bata dey ga or agar aap dosri tang(leg)outhai tu ye aap ka aanay wala waqt(present)bata dey ga.larki bolti hay kay agar may dono tagay(legs)outhao tu.
....tuta bolta hay kay ustaad may nahi kahta tha kay chalo hay...............
(aap ko acha laga hay tu aap mail karna nahi bhoulay(mansar77@yahoo.com)

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 22:12
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