Jokes

3 boys proposed a girl
1st:
mein tumharay liye apni jaan de doon ga
Girl: yeh tou sab kehtay hain

2nd: mein tumharay liye chaand aur taray tore kar la sakta hoon
Girl: purana dialogue hai

3rd: mein tumhe card me cng bharwa kar de sakta hooon
Gir: aankhon ansuon kay sath: pagal intna chahtay ho muje

Who agrees?

chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or

Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol!

Solid Bezati
Girlfriend : Janu Ek Baat Bolu?
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Boylfriend: Nahi Rehne De Aur Thora Door Ho Ke Baith… :D

Father :- beta iss baar exam me 90% marks lana ok

Beta :- nahi 90% nahi 100% marks launga

Father :- Q mazak kar rahe ho

Beta :- shuru kisne kiya?

agar koi naya shadi shuda joda Love birds kehta hai tou paanch saal guzar janay kay baad iss joray ko kya kahenge ?

ANSWER: ANGRY BIRDS

aik aurat shopping karnay gai aur waps aakar ghar me bataya key mein aik suit lainay gai thee lekin mujhe bohat khoobsoorat jootay nazar aye tou mein is liye ye hand bag le ayi hoon

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho

judge: tumhara jurm sabit hogaya hai
tumhe kal phansi par latka diya jayega
aadmi: wo theek hai lekin utara kab jayega, muje sham ko rickshaw chalana hota hai

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I''ll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."

"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison.