Jokes / Miscellaneous

Fahad Bukhari

Paagal People

there was a queue by a shop which was closed and one man comes at the start of the queue and this big fat man pushes him and tells him 2 get 2 the back. when ever the man is trying 2 say something they push him back and say that they were there 1st but then the man gets angry and says how r u going 2 get into the shop because i am the shop keeper.ha ha ha...............

· 1 Like · Dec 07, 2018 at 01:12
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Sanam Baloch

Swearing Parrot

Ek dafa ek aadmi ek tota bech raha hota hai to ek orrat oos ke paas aa ke kheti hai ke bhai ye to kitne ka hai to aadmi kheta hai behan 500 ropay ka hai to orrat kheti hai ke is mein aesi kya khaas baat hai jo is ke keemat itni zyada hai ,,, aadmi bolta hai ke agar aap is ke daien taraf maren gi to yeh english bole ga, agar aap is ke baien taraf maren gi to punjabi bole ga ,,
woh orrat oos ko khareed kar ghar le jaati hai,,,
jab oos ke ghar le kar jaati hai to oos ke daien parr pe bohat ahista marit hai , to tota kehta hai ke ""hello hello hi"" , to agli baar woh oos ke baien taraf pe bohat zor se maarti hai to woh kheta hai ke panchodiye holi nai sa maar sak di,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ha ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

· 2 Like · Dec 06, 2018 at 17:12
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Samreen Anjum

Man Foolish

one day one person going for buy some meal . he doesn't know cooking.so one person give some list to cooking meat.so he loss his meal . one man tell him your meal know lost. he tell him that he have the list of cooking

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2018 at 10:12
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Sarmad Ali

Do Dost

Ek dost doosre se: ""Yaar tum kis din paida hoowe ho?""
Doosra: ""Jumme(friday) ke din aur tum kis din paida hoowe ho?""
Pehla: ""Itwar(sunday) ko.""
Doosra: ""Jhooth mat bolo! Itwar(sunday) ko to chhutti(holiday) hoti hai.""

· 1 Like · Dec 06, 2018 at 01:12
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Imran Khan

Aankhen

aik admi andha hota hai woh aik aurat se
milne jata hai woh naha rahi hoti hai woh pochti kaun hai to woh kehta hai main hon woh aurat nangi bahir aa jati hai to admi use mathai data hai woh pochti hai kis khusi main admi kehta hai meri aankhen theek ho gaie hain

· 1 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 17:12
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Aleezay Abbasi

Mein Kheriat Say Hoon!

aik admi ko mazak ki buhat adat thi us ney apnay dost ko america khat likha jis mein sirf yeh likha tha key mein khariat sey hoon .is key kuch din baad america sey aik bhari parcel aiya jis ko choraney key liye us aaadmi key kafi paisey kerch hogaee jab us ko khool ker dekha tu us mein sey aik pather nikla jis key saath chit lagee huee thee aur us chit per likha tha key merey dil sey fikar ka bhari pathar utar gaya .......he.hehehe

· 2 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 09:12
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Nadeem Moti

Do Plate Topie Topie

aak dafa aak admi hotel per khana khany gayia.use nan vator say kaha kah kyia paka houa hay to vator nan jub sari tufsil batye to thoree dar bahd woh bhool gayia kah vator nan usay kyia batayia tha.
asee tarah woh vator ko 4/5 bar bulata raha ore poochta raha kah (kyia paka hay) to vator nan tang aa kar kaha-
kah ""lun"" paka hay.
to admi nan order dayia ""2 plate topie topie lay auo""

· 1 Like · Dec 05, 2018 at 00:12
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Samreen Anjum

Brilleant Joke

do bache aapes me baten kar rahe hote
hain aik kehta hai mere abboo itne gram
chai peete hain ke choole se uterte he
chara lete hain . dosra kehta hai bus
mere abboo to dood(Milk)pee kar choole
par baith jate hain. haaaaaaaaaa

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2018 at 16:12
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Javed Ashraf

Lolzzzzzzzz

whats common b/w audio casette and women?????????????????? u can use their both sides..........lolzzzz

· 1 Like · Dec 04, 2018 at 08:12
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