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Saiqa Bukhari

Musharf

vajpaye sahab appp har din nashtay main kay latay hai
musharaf sahab app ki dowa kay sath kashmer ka khawab.
wo q bahi?
vajpaye kay karo bewe nashta nahi karate

· 1 Like · Dec 16, 2018 at 08:12
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Amin Lakhan

Chaloo Hay

aik aadmi kismat ka haal batanay wala huta hay.us kay paas aik tuta huta hay.tuta aik leefafa oudtha ta hay or aadmi perr kar sunata hay.aik din waha se aik larki(girl)guzri tu tutai nay kaha kay chalo hay.larki nay ghar ja kar apnay bhai se kaha kay aik tuta mujh ko chalo chalo boulta hay.is baat per us kay bhai ko ghussa aa ta hay or tutay walay se kahta hay kay may tum ko nahi jhourro ga.woh maafi magta hay.magar larki ka bhai kahta hay kay aaj kay baad ye tuta nazzar nahi aa na chahiye.tutay wala boulta hay thik hay aap ko ye nazzar nahi aai ga.may dosra laiy aao ga.aadmi kuch din aik dosra faal nikal nay wala tu talash karta hay magar us ko boul nay wala tuta nahi milta.woh us hi per rang(color)kar kay lay aata hay.or tutai se kahta hay kay tu us larki ko chalo nahi boulay ga.bola tu may tujh ko maar do ga.tuta bolta hay may nahi bolu ga.aik din woh larki waha se guzarti hay tu tuta us ko kuch nahi bolta tu larki tutay walay ko bolti hay kay tum nay naya tuta liya hay kya.woh kahta hay kay jee ha.woh bolti hay kay is may kya khas baat hay.tutai wala kahta hay kay aap apni aik taang(leg)outhai tu aap ka maazi ka haal bata dey ga or agar aap dosri tang(leg)outhai tu ye aap ka aanay wala waqt(present)bata dey ga.larki bolti hay kay agar may dono tagay(legs)outhao tu.
....tuta bolta hay kay ustaad may nahi kahta tha kay chalo hay...............
(aap ko acha laga hay tu aap mail karna nahi bhoulay(mansar77@yahoo.com)

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 22:12
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Nasir Alam

Muqabila!!!

dekha jo zulf-e-yaran main ik khagiz ka gulab...hum bhi coat ki jaib main phool luga k chul diye!!..aye wo merey ghur cherey pe powder luga k..hum bhi on k ghur khizab luga k chul diye!!!(meri shairi kaisi)

· 3 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 15:12
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Asma Altaf

Dukh Sukh!!

lurka:tum gheron se to huns huns k mulaqat kuro ho...or hum se wohi zehur bhuri bat kuro ho...lurki:hum gher k agey tumhey kia hal sonain pas a k hal sono door se kia bat kurey ho..!!

· 1 Like · Dec 15, 2018 at 05:12
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Saiqa Bukhari

Uffho..tukkluf!!

diya jo dimand ka locket to boli..ye to mujhe se bhi ziada huseen hai..paish kiya dil to boli.is tukkluf ki kia zurorut hai...

· 1 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 19:12
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Haseeb Raza

Basaram

mari wala saa kise na pocha atna sambal ka kaha jate ho.kaha isb.waha kya karoga
ap ko to kam nahi ata.mari wala na kha
boon marsi kana kasi na.

· 0 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 12:12
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Asiya Faheem

Hodgarz_matlabi

jatna matlabi mari wala ha. atna pagal loog mar kata ha. samgta balkol nahi.sochta ha kah ham tek ha .loog peche hansta ha.

· 1 Like · Dec 14, 2018 at 00:12
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Iqra Raheem

Hati Aur Chewinti Ki Dosty

hati aur chewinti bahot gahray dost thay dono sair ko neklay hati ne kaha keh mera bape araha hi main kaha chope jawoo fiker ki koi bat nahi hi meray peechay chope jawo.

· 1 Like · Dec 13, 2018 at 16:12
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Safia Saeed

Desi Points As Seen Bya Person Living Abroad

When there is a sale on toilet paper, you buy 100 rolls.
You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
You never buy garbage bags at the supermarket, but use your saved grocery bags for it.
You fight over who pays the dinner bill.
You majored in computer science, medicine or engineering.
You know no one who has majored in music.
At a dance party you stand on the side trying to look cool.
You always make long distance calls after 11 p.m..
You like the meat well done.
You have joined a CD club at least once.
You avoid motels especially if there is an acquaintance with in 250 miles radius.
You have a box of tissues or a towel in your car.
You always own a Camry or accord.
You think 1$ is a good tip.
Your favourite brand name is ""IRREGULAR"".
A pungent odor of spices hits anyone who enters your house.
You call fluorescent lights ""tube lights"" and a flashlight ""a torch"".
You secure your baggage with a rope.
You get very upset when airlines refuse to accept your luggage which is just 80 lbs. over weight.
You ask your dad a simple question and he tells you a story of how he had to walk miles barefoot just to get to school.
You call an older person you-ve never met before ""uncle"".

· 1 Like · Dec 13, 2018 at 08:12
Category: miscellaneous
 
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