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Moiz Malik

Mota Aadmi

ek mota aadmi doctor k pass jata hai or kehta hai k koi aisy dawa dehn k may dubla or smart ho jaoon doctor kehta hai ok rozana sir ko left say right ghumana..mareez poochta hay din may kitnay time doctor saab..doctor kehta hai itny he dafa ghumana jitny dafa tumay koi khanay ka bolay

· 1 Like · Nov 22, 2018 at 04:11
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Ak Motiwala

Queen Driving

philip asked elizabeth do you know how to drive cause i do said elizabeth well why did u waist your parents money for driving lessons because you dont go driving around do you well who would need to when they-ve a lord of people for them PHIL.ELIZABETH dont think your more famuos than me,well cause i am that-s why even the little boys were after me and i saw you getting jelouse........................
A FIGHT OF ELIZABETH AND PHIL....

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2018 at 19:11
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Abdul Karim Khan

Father And Son

once father and son were passing by the road.son has eating something,but suddenly the thing was fell down,so father said the don-t took the fallen things.one day father actually fall in the big dirty drain, ask his son for help but son refused it because his father told him that do not take the fallen things.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2018 at 12:11
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Seddiq Al Khan

Doctor And Patient

ek mareez doctor ke pass jata hai or kehta hai ke doctor sahib moje raat ko sone ke bad neened nahee atti.Doctor mareez ko do tablet sone ke bad or do tablet jagne se phle le lena.

· 2 Like · Nov 21, 2018 at 05:11
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Moiz Malik

Commen Sense

aik sikh sarak(road) croos kerty waqat idar uder nahi dakhta
pass say aik admi ghuzrta hy kahta hy ke tum mein commen
sense nahi hy kya?wo sikh pher apni basti mein ja ker sab
logon ko batata hy ke aik admi mujy kah raha tha k tum mein
commen semse nahi hai.sab sikhon ne mil ker fesla kya ke
hum mein say aik admi baher ke mulak jay ga ok wahan say
commen sense seekh ker aay ga.un mein say aik sikh baher
jata hy or aik angrais say pochta hy k commen sense kya hy?
wo kahata hy ke farz ker tumhry ger mein 3 log hein.aik
tumhari bewi hy dusri tumhari beti hy.tum ye batao k
tumhary ger mein tesra kon hy?SIKH BOHAT SUCHTA HY LYKIN
USY KUCH PATA NAHI CHLAT.sikh uss k pechy per jata hy mujy
batao kon hymery ger mein mein us ko zinda nahi choron ga.
wo kahny laga PALIA LOKATESRA TOO HAI.sikh kahny laga acha
too ye hy commen sence.pher wo wapis jata hy.basti ke sab
log akathy hoty hein ke ye commen sense seekh ker aya hy
or sab kobatay ga.WO SAB SAY KAHTA HY farz kero app k ger
mein 3 log hein aik app ki bewi hy dusri app ki beti hai
app mujy ye batao k tesra kon hy?
sary haran hoty hein ke hamry ger mein tesra kon hai.pher
sary uss say kahty hein k tum batao tesra kon hy.wo kahta
ke tesra Mein hon.

SARY USS KO MARNA SHURO KER DETY HEIN KE HMARU GER MEIN KYA
KER RAHY HO.

· 1 Like · Nov 20, 2018 at 22:11
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Fahad Yousuf

Such Mooch

Reema say kisi nay poocha kay aap subha subha uth kay pehla kaam kya kartee hain.unhoon nay jawab dya kay sub say pehlay mein apnay ghar wapas aati hoon.

· 1 Like · Nov 20, 2018 at 14:11
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Noor Bukhari

Narajgi Kee Khat O Kitabat

Mian Biwi kafi dinoo sey aik dosrey sey naraz thy.in kee bol chal bhi band thi.Aik subha mian ko jald bedar hoo kar kahien jana tha.is liye is ney kaghaz per likha""Mujhey 7 bajey utha dena"".Aur yeah kaghaz biwi k takye k pass rakh dia.Subha mian kee ankh khuli to 8 baj chukey thy,Wo gusey sey utha to dekha k takye k pass aik kagaz para hoa hey.jis per likha tha ""7 baj gey haien aab uuth jaooo.-:)

· 1 Like · Nov 20, 2018 at 07:11
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Ureeda Tehreem

U R Really Gonn Laugh At This Joke!!!!!

THE STORY OF MY GRANDFATHER
ONE DAY MY GRANDFATHER WAS WALKING AND HE WAS PLAYING FOTTY AND HE KICKED THE BALL IN NEIBHOURHOOD HE WAS PLAYING IN THE NIGHT AND HE JUMPED AND HE TOOK HIS FOOTBBALL HE SAW THIS GUY HE SLEEP AND WHEN MY GRANDFATHER WAKE UP HE WAS IN HIS BED HE TOLD HIS PARENTS THAT STORY BUT THEY DID BELEIVE!!DO U???
HINT : LAUGH!!! ITS A TRUE STORY

· 2 Like · Nov 19, 2018 at 19:11
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Sana Ali

Animal Species

A woman needs four animal species in her life.
A jaguar in her garage:
A mink in her closet:
A tiger in her bed:
and of course a donkey to pay her bills.

· 2 Like · Nov 19, 2018 at 11:11
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Cute!
Posted by hira chaudhry
Posted on : Aug 15, 2015

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