WhatsApp Messages

Wife: Don't you have simple manners. I have been speaking for hours and you keep on yawning.

Husband: I'm not yawning... I'm simply trying to say something!

I wish a wish for you;

It's a wish I wish for few;

The wish I wish for you is that;

May all your wishes come true.

So keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

Banta: In a party, how does every non-veg joke start?

Santa: By looking over your shoulder.

Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of rememberance. Miss U!

One day God erased a husband's memory & asked: Do you remember anyone now?

He told his wife`s name.

God smiled and said: Reformatted, but still the virus is not removed.

There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark!

Feel A Feel, A Funny Feel And A Funny Feel,

A Feel And If You Feel The Feel,

I Feel.I Feel You Feel The Feel, I Feel.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

(F)ight for you.

(R)espect you.

(I)nvolve you.

(E)ncourage you.

(N)eed you.

(D)eserve you.

(S)ave you.

A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions).

Dr: What's your problem?

Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!