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Evolution of MAN:


Before meeting her, Spider Man;


After meeting her, Gentleman;

During wedding, Superman;


Soon after marriage, Watchman;


After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!

Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?"

"That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.

What's the most most embarrassing moment in a person's life?

When nobody likes your

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Facebook status!

No matter how dirty your past is, your future is still spotless.

I miss u when something really gud happens, coz u're the one I want to share it with. I miss u when something is troubling me, coz u're the only
one who understands me. I miss u when I laugh and cry, coz I know that u're the one who makes my laughter grow & my tears dissapear.

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai.

Two theories to argue with wife :

1. If she is right then be fair to her & keep quiet.

2. If she is wrong then be kind to yourself & keep quiet!

I badly want a KISS. Please KISS me quickly. Please hurry up. Sad, there's no one.

Now I know, why you're shirking. Because you don't what it actually means. It means:


K: Koi

I: Intresting

S: SMS

S: Send Karo

FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury.

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Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!