Pappu

Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.

Pappu: Wash an elephant!

Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why?

Girlfriend: No; I can't think.

Pappu: That's why!

Teacher: How does blood reach yr brain?

Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the EMPTY SPACE.

Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.

Bunty: So what did you do?

Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!

Santa: Let me see your report card.

Pappu: I don't have it.

Santa: Why not?

Pappu: My friend just borrowed it.
He wants to scare his parents.

Pappu: Ma'm, I want to go to the toilet.

Teacher: I want to hear A-Z from you before I let you go.

Pappu: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN_ _QRS_UVWX_Z!

Teacher: Where is P, O, T, Y?

Pappu: In my shorts.

Pappu's girlfriend told him to bring the PROTECTION next time they go on a date.

Pappu brought

3 cousins,

25 friends and

34 bodyguards with hockey sticks and weapons.

Pappu: My girlfriend is a perfect woman driver.

Bunty: Wow, that's great! Why don't you make her participate in car rallies?

Pappu: Come on. Actually, she's a perfect driver because she doesn't drive!

Teacher: What is the plural of mouse?

Pappu: Mice.

Teacher: Good. Now what is the plural of baby?

Pappu: Twins.

Pappu: I am really fed up.

"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.

Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"

Pappu: What's green and has wheels?

Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.

Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.

Bunty: It's pretty sad.

Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!

Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"

"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"

"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".

Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.

Bunty: Like?

Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.