Pappu

Pappu: I am really fed up.

Bunty: What's the matter?

Pappu: I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!

Teacher: What's two plus three?

Pappu: : Five.

Teacher: Good.

Pappu: Good? Ma'm, it's perfect!

Bunty: Why did our class teacher come to your house last night. Something to complain or what?

Pappu: Actually, I've been suffering from insomnia so my parents requested the teacher to come and teach me something and I can fall asleep!

Pappu: I know what the International Airport in Hawaii is called!

Bunty: What's it called?

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Pappu: Hawaii Adda!

Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?

Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you.

Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho?

Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!

"Pappu Pappu"

"Yes Papa"

"Watching movies?"

"No Papa"

"Watching videos?!"

"No Papa"

"Show me Browser History"

"Ha Ha Ha!"

Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.

Pinky: What did she do?

Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia?

Pappu: Holdin' up the telephone lines!

Pappu: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.

Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!