Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Samra Ali
Bunty: I Want To Do Something Big And Clean In Life.
Bunty: I want to do something big and clean in life.
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
Pappu: Wash an elephant!
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Oct 15, 2014 at 19:10
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Gulzar Ahmed
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Pappu: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?
Lady Teacher: Pappu, may I go to the bathroom?
Pappu: Wow, come let's go.
Lady Teacher: Pappu, may I go to the bathroom?
Pappu: Wow, come let's go.
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Nov 23, 2014 at 00:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Sarmad Ali
Pappu: Since My Girlfriend Has Gotten Pregnant, A Lot Has Changed.
Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.
Bunty: Like?
Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
Bunty: Like?
Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.
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Oct 09, 2014 at 03:10
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Kashif Mali
Maths Teacher To Pappu, "if Both Of Your Parents Were Born In 1969, How Old Would They Say They Are Now?"
Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
Pappu: That depends.
Teacher: Depends on what?
Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!
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Nov 19, 2014 at 05:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Najam Ali Khan
Pappu: What Would I Have To Give You For One Little Kiss?
Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?
Girl: Chloroform!
Girl: Chloroform!
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Dec 07, 2014 at 04:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Sanam Baloch
Teacher: Pappu, You Know You Can't Sleep In My Class.
Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.
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Nov 30, 2014 at 14:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Amna Obaid
Bashful Pappu: I Want A Present For A Young Lady.
Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?
Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!
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Nov 26, 2014 at 00:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Faisal Razzaq
Jeeto To Her Son, "now, Pappu, You Can't Have The Hammer To Play With. You'll Hit Your Fingers."
Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."
Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!
Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!
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Nov 25, 2014 at 08:11
Category: Pappu
Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Amnah Khan
While Filling A Form:
While filling a form:
Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?
Santa: Too long.
Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?
Santa: Too long.
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Nov 24, 2014 at 16:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Pappu
Mohammad Afzal
Santa: Why Are You Always At The Bottom Of Your Class?
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
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Nov 23, 2014 at 18:11
Category: Pappu
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