Pappu

Pappu: I am really fed up.

"What's the matter?", asked his room mate.

Pappu lamentingly added, "I wrote home asking my parents to send money so that I could buy a laptop, and they sent me the laptop!"

Pappu: What's green and has wheels?

Bunty: Ummm! Don't know.

Pappu: Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up.

Bunty: It's pretty sad.

Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!

Pappu was stuck with his maths homework. "Grandpa', he pleaded, "could you help me with this?"

"I could", replied his grandfather, "but it wouldn't be right, would it?"

"I don't suppose it would, Grandpa", said Pappu, "but have a shot at it anyway".

Pappu: Since my girlfriend has gotten pregnant, a lot has changed.

Bunty: Like?

Pappu: Like my name, address and telephone number.