Pappu

Pappu: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?

Lady Teacher: Pappu, may I go to the bathroom?

Pappu: Wow, come let's go.

The maths teacher writes a complex problem on the board and asks the students to solve it. When all the intelligent students are unable to solve it, she calls Pappu. Pappu gets up and erases the board.

Teacher: What's this?

Pappu: Ma'm, problem solved.

Maths Teacher to Pappu, "If both of your parents were born in 1969, how old would they say they are now?"

Pappu: That depends.

Teacher: Depends on what?

Pappu: Whether you're asking my father or my mother!

Cat: Meow...

Pappu: Meow...

Cat: Meow Meow...

Pappu: Meow Meow...

Jeeto: Stop aping the cat!

Pappu: No Mum, it's not like that. Actually, OMG! I speak cat!

Pappu: This new teacher really confuses me. She should better make up her mind before passing any instructions.

Bunty: What did she say?

Pappu: First she's telling me to be myself, and then she's telling me to stop being an idiot.

Teacher to Pappu: How much is 1+1?

Pappu: Happy Hours!

Pappu: Hey dad! How do you spell accident?

Santa: Y... O... U...

In a Grammar class:

Teacher: 'He' does not like girls. What is 'He' in this sentence?

Pappu: Gay.

Teacher: Why do you want me to email your exam results to your parents? I learnt that they don't have a computer.

Pappu: Exactly!