Pappu

Teacher: Tell me the longest sentence you can think of.

Pappu: Life imprisonment!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?

Bunty: MS Excel

Lucky: MS Word

Bittu: MS Powerpoint

Pappu after thinking a lot, "MS Dhoni"!

Pappu: Are you an actress, auntie?

Preeto: No, darling, why do you ask?

Pappu: Because Mummy said whenever you come, we always have a scene!

Pappu: What would I have to give you for one little kiss?

Girl: Chloroform!

Pappu: My girlfriend helps me to keep fit.

Bunty: Quite interesting, But how?

Pappu: Every time she mentions marriage. I run a mile!

Teacher: Pappu, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Pappu: I know, but maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

Bashful Pappu: I want a present for a young lady.

Store Salesman: Sister or fiancee?

Pappu: Well hmm - she hasn't said what she would be yet!

Jeeto to her son, "Now, Pappu, you can't have the hammer to play with. You'll hit your fingers."

Pappu: No, I won't, Mom. Bunty is going to hold the nails!

While filling a form:

Pappu: Papa, what should I write about my mother tongue?

Santa: Too long.

Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class?

Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!