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Stages of a Relationship:

1.Jaan

2.Jaanu

3.Jaanwar

4.Jaa Marr!

People are like mobiles. Mobiles have chargers and people have weekends.

Have a recharging weekend!

Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Dear reciever, I'm a Blonde Virus. I'm not so advanced, so pls delete all ur files urself and also help me to spread by sending to all. Thank U !

Q: What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

A: You can't hear a cribbing vitamin.

For every practical, there must be a laboratory;

For every problem, there must be a solution;

And for every success, there must be hard work!

Girl: What's the proof that you miss me?

Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you.

Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho?

Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!

Biwiya Aati Hai Heer Ki Tarah;

Achhi Lagti Hai Kheer Ki Tarah;

Phir Chubti Hain Teer Ki Tarah;

Halat Kar Deti Hain Fakeer Ki Tarah!

Happy Karwa Chauth!

Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers - what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow!