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Every tear is a sign of brokeness, every silence is a sign of lonliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every sms is a sign of remembrance

Happy Valentine's to all of you who just got dumped. Remember, there are at least 364 more days in a year. May be God has someone better in store for you and you may across that person on one out of these days!

Wife at the dinner table, "Please toast some bread for me".

The lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "To bread!"

The girl's father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, "Do you drink?"

The smart boy retorted, "Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?"

In the walk of life, don't worry of people moving ahead of you... Take ur own time, but once u r ready to run, make sure u r the best of all!

Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y!

Sign on an enquiry counter:

"Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one a$$#ole at a time!"

Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B`coz a mental patient needs more care.

Doctor: Your heavy drinking is making you paranoid. When
did you have your last drink?

Santa: What do you mean, last?