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Dear Weather,

Please stop being so romantic. We don't have girlfriends, we have wives!

Sincerely,

All Husbands

Sometimes we put walls around our heart, not just to be safe from getting hurt, but to find out who cares enough to break the walls n get closer.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them!

Dear Friends,

Eat healthy

Sleep early

Smile regularly

Laugh occasionally

And exercise daily

Because I want some friends alive for company even in my old age!

When U are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"!

I tried to figure out why you mean so much to me. I couldn't think of a single reason because there are just too many.

Love you, honey!

Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?

Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back.

Your competitor can copy your WORK but not your PASSION.

Have a passionate weekend!

My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me;

Like a mirror without a reflection.

I Love you and miss you, my Valentine!