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The ultimate key to relieve oneself of all worldly tensions has been discovered by the Punjabis. It is called

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Sanu Key!

Don't talk, just act;

Do't say, just show;

Do't promise, just prove.

Nice people are the best part of our memories, that time can never erase and when l am blessed with people like you, my memories are always worth treasuring.

I drank so much whisky last night - when I walked across the dance floor to get another glass, I won the dance competition!

Women's tongues and men's eyes rest only when they die!

Morning doesn't mean getting up and working again. It rather means that the God loves you so much that he lets you live another day to do more of the good things.

Good Morning!

The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:

1. Denial

2. Anger

3. Bargaining

4. Depression

5. Acceptance

Have a very nice Monday!

Life is much easier to live when you get to know; "Which hands to shake and which hands to hold."

Santa was writing the passive voice of 'I made a mistake.'

He wrote: I was made by a mistake.