WhatsApp Messages

May your marriage be blessed with love, joy and companionship for all the years of your lives!

A very happy Wedding Anniversary to both of you!

Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?

Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.

Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?

Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!

Guess what: it's been 15 years and ACP Pradhyuman of CID fame, still haven't got a promotion.

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.

Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.

Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight!

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions;

Every silence is a sign of zero balance;

Every smile is a sign of daily brushing!

Life is so simple. Don't make it complex with difficult explanations!

Jeeto: You don't love me at all.

Santa points towards their five children and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google.

One of the joys in life is waking up each day with a message that reminds you that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!

Good morning and enjoy the day!

Life always offers you a second chance it's called tomorrow.