WhatsApp Messages

A friend is someone who can see the truth & ain in you even when you are fooling everyone else!

Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Banta: What is the penalty for bigamy?

Santa: Two mothers-in-law.

31st March Or 1st April, it doesn't matter. A fool always remains a fool. Wishing U a very happy, prosperous and joyful 'All Fools' Day' to 'the King of Fools'!

Preeto: Dancing is in my blood.

Banta: It means your blood circulation is poor, it has not reached your feet yet.

Raise the level of your words but not the voice.

For it is the rain that grows flowers and not the thunder!

Santa: Sorry, I missed your call.

Banta: It wasn't once, I called you thrice.

Santa: I was too busy dancing to the ringtone!

U luv sumone... u marry sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!

One should always tell others what one feels and say what one expects; because time gets lost in a blink of an eye, but regrets can last a lifetime.

Good Morning!