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True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All ur relatives were standing behind u!

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Santa: Today, I gave my wife her first driving lesson.

Banta: That's really considerate of you. What was her 1st lesson?

Santa: I told her, "Always let the man drive"!

FIFA World Cup 2014:


Chile made Brazil fans shiver before going down 3-2 in quarterfinals!

We get 'Comfort' from those who 'Agree' with us;

But we get 'Growth' from only those who "Do Not Agree" with us.

Good Morning!

Think twice before you speak... you'd be able to say something more Insulting!

Cover the hood of your victim's car with think plastic sheet, tucking the edges well under the hood so that it's not visible in first instance. Then paint some funny graffiti or message on the plastic with paints. Hide nearby to see your victim's face when they see the "damage."

The girl cried piteously after her young man had proposed.

"Why are you crying, darling?" asked her lover. "Have I offended you?"

"No, dear," answered the girl. "I'm crying for pure joy. My mother always said I was such an idiot that not even a donkey would propose to me, and now one has!"

Count your blessings not the calories;

Weigh your options not your self worth;

And starve your self-hatred, not your body;

Hate the disorder and not yourself.

Have a rocking weekend!