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If silence is meant to be the best for all situations... then why we do all get so hurt when people don't talk to us?

My saying sorry to you may not mean a lot to you but it's an acceptance of the fact by me that you mean a life to me. And I care for our relationship.

Please forgive me!

"Mum", said the son to his ageing blonde mother, "When you go, do you want to be buried or cremated?"

"I don't mind", replied the mother. "Surprise me!"

A woman learning to drive to her husband, "But I don't know what to do!"

Husband: Just imagine that I'm driving!

Problem is like Moon:

It may increase one day;

Decrease on some other day;

And still another day, it might not be seen!

So no point, worrying!

Why don't you not believe in an April fool?

I know it. Because you were not born in April! But never mind, a fool can be born in any month.

Enjoy the moment. It's simply meant for you!

Million Dollar Truth:

If Saturday and Sunday don't excite you, then change your friends.

If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.

If Monday is too exciting and you are dying to get to work then you should change your spouse!

Jeeto was having a driving lesson. Partway through, the instructor told her, "You're in the wrong gear".

"Oh", said Jeeto. "What should I have worn?"

Time is still the best answer;

Forgiveness is still the best pain killer;

And God is still the best healer!