Tag: Phone

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!

A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital

Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.

Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?

Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D

Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...

Husband biwi se Phone par:

"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"

Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"

Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.


Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?


Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.