Tag: Phone
Sms / Rajnikanth Jokes
Cell Phone
Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...
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May 17, 2011 at 07:05
Category: rajnikanth-jokes
Tags: Phone
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
A Man Received D Phone
A man received d phone
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D
from emergency room of hospital
Doctor: Your wife was in a fatal car
accident & I've bad n good news.
The bad news is,
She has lost both arms n legs n
will b on a respirator d rest of her life.
Man: 0h my God, whats the good
news?
Doctor: I'm kidding, She is Dead... =P =D
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Sep 16, 2011 at 10:09
Category: wife
Tags: Phone
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Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Midnight Phone Call
The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
i am saleem khan
my id fazool_admi@yahoo.com
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- HELLO!
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
- AT TEN IN THE MORNING, sir
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
i am saleem khan
my id fazool_admi@yahoo.com
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Phone
Sms / Friendship
Unknown
Telephone Directory
A Sardar ji in a library, while returning a book, said, ?Too boring, too many characters and no story.?
Librarian: - ?Oh! So you are that person who took the telephone directory.?
Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.
Librarian: - ?Oh! So you are that person who took the telephone directory.?
Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.
Asim.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship
Tags: Phone
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
Sunny Deol Da Phone No Pata Hai...?
Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.
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Nov 17, 2007 at 05:11
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Phone
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
Husband Biwi Se Phone Par:
Husband biwi se Phone par:
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
"Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se):
"Zeher"
Husband:
kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
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Mar 07, 2011 at 12:03
Category: wife
Tags: Phone Husband Biwi
Web Directory / Education
Shahzad Siraj Khan
Learn Free Mobile Phone Repairing. Unlocking And Flashing Online
Learn Free Mobile Phone Repairing. Unlocking And Flashing Online
the first website of the world where everyone can learn mobile phone repairing online for free
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Jun 09, 2007 at 04:06
Category: education
Tags: Phone Mobile
Sms / Cute
Shahbaz Ishaq
Notice Ur Phone Got
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? It contains loads of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. Have a Good Day!
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Oct 25, 2011 at 10:10
Category: cute
Tags: Phone
News / Science Technology
Ijunoon
Sony Ericson Ka Play Station Phone
سونی پر پلے سٹیشن کے موبائل ورژن کو نئی شکل دینے کے لیے بےحد دباؤ تھا
موبائل بنانے والی کمپنی سونی ایکرسن نے ایک ایسا فون متعارف کروایا ہے جس میں پورٹیبل پلے سٹیشن گیمنگ نظام بھی موجود ہے۔
’ایکس...
مزید پڑھیں
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Feb 16, 2011 at 09:02
Category: science-technology
Tags: Phone
News / Science Technology
Ijunoon
Mobile Phone Connection 5 Arab Ho Gaye
ایک اندازے کے مطابق گزشتہ اٹھارہ ماہ میں دنیا میں ایک ارب نئے موبائیل فون کنیکشن جاری ہوئے ہیں۔
تنظیم وائرلیس انٹیلیجنس کے جائزے کے مطابق اب دنیا بھر میں پانچ ارب موبائیل فون کنیکشن ہو چکے ہیں۔ بعض...
مزید پڑھیں
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1 Like ·
Jul 10, 2010 at 08:07
Category: science-technology
Tags: Phone Mobile
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