Always live as a tree which burn with lights but its branches shadow use for all alive things...!

Fortunate Is The One
Who Has Learned To Admire,
But Not To Envy.
Good Wishes For A Joyous Ramadan
And A Happy New Year With A Plenty
Of Peace And Prosperity.

Gal: kya tum mere ashiq ho???
boy: haan

gal:to phir mujhe chand,taare,duniya ki saari daulat-khushiya do.


boy: tumhara ashiq hu RAJNIKANTH nai hun..

Once rajnikanth gave kiss to his girlfriend Infront of a kid. Now the kid is known as.
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Emran hashmi.

once James bond shoot a person and say I am bond, James bond.

climax:~

but the person catches the bullet and throw at bond & bond dies
the person says

i m kanth, rajnikanth

Gf: Mera koi picha karte rehta hai
Rajni: ok..
Next day
Gf: Hey where the hell is My Shadow????

Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...

Rajinikanth can play the violin with a piano

Once rajnikanth played "Statue-Statue" with a girl.Till date she is stuck.We know her as the "Statue of Liberty".

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajanikanth's PC will crash.