Sms / Uncategorized


A Cordless Phone

your so stupid u got tripped by a cordless phone!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Tele Phone

phone ki ghantee bajtee hai sohar biwi say kahta hai kah mera ho tu kah dena main ghar main nahi ho.biwi ph per kahtee hai maray shohar ghar main hai.tu shohar naraz ho kar kahta hai main nai kaha tha kah main ghar main nhai ho.biwi kahtee hai yah mera ph tha.ha ha ha aha ah

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Phone K Rishtay

phone ka rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain ,
balanace rakh ka b log ghareeb hotay hain ,
msg karna ki hoti nahi taufeek jin ko ,

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Phone No

1 GIRL : Anam ka phone no kya hai? 2 GIRL : No to maloom nahin ase karo main phone kar k us se pochh leti hoon ,,,,,,,,,,03003190023

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Love



There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private

club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches
rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation

- ""Hello?""

- ""Honey, it-s me. Are you at the club?""

- ""Ummm, yes.""

- ""Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are and I just
saw this beautiful mink coat. It-s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy
it, please?""

- ""What-s the price?""

- ""Only $15,000.""

- ""Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...

- ""Ahhh... and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
brand new 2001 models. I saw one I really liked and spoke with the
salesman and he gave me a really good price....and since we really
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.......""

- ""What price did he quote you?""

- ""Only $60,000...""

- ""Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.""

- ""Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing....""

- ""What-s that ?""

- ""Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling
your bank account and...ummm...well, I stopped by the real estate
agent this morning and saw that house we had looked at last year.
It-s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property...""

- ""So, how much are they asking?""

- ""Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover...""

- ""Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?""

- ""OK, sweetie...Thanks! I-ll see you later!! I love you!!!""

- ""Bye...I do too...""

The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head and closes the phone-s
flap. Then he holds the phone up and asks to all those present:
""Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Phone
Sms / Funny

Raheel Hussain

Phone Karte Waqt.

Chintoo : (Doctor Se ), Mein Jab Baat Karta Huun To Muje Sirf Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Docter : Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Chintoo: Phone Karte Waqt.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny Tags: Phone
Sms / Santa Banta

Javed Khan

Give Me Ur Telephone No.

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

· 1 Like · May 31, 2007 at 03:05
Category: santa-banta Tags: Phone
Sms / Sardar


Sardar On Phone

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar Phone
Sms / Funny


Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

· 1 Like · Apr 21, 2007 at 10:04
Category: funny Tags: Phone
Sms / Rajnikanth Jokes

Cell Phone

Why Japan gets several earthquakes??? Because Rajnikanth had lost his cell phone in Japan on vibrating mode...

· 2 Like · May 17, 2011 at 07:05
Category: rajnikanth-jokes Tags: Phone

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