Sms / Funny


Phone Has Been Installed With A New Puzzle Game.

CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...

· 1 Like · Apr 21, 2007 at 10:04
Category: funny Tags: Phone
Sms / Love



There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private

club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches
rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation

- ""Hello?""

- ""Honey, it-s me. Are you at the club?""

- ""Ummm, yes.""

- ""Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are and I just
saw this beautiful mink coat. It-s absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy
it, please?""

- ""What-s the price?""

- ""Only $15,000.""

- ""Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much...

- ""Ahhh... and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the
brand new 2001 models. I saw one I really liked and spoke with the
salesman and he gave me a really good price....and since we really
need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year.......""

- ""What price did he quote you?""

- ""Only $60,000...""

- ""Well, OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.""

- ""Great! But before we hang up, just one more thing....""

- ""What-s that ?""

- ""Now this might look like a little bit much, but I was reconciling
your bank account and...ummm...well, I stopped by the real estate
agent this morning and saw that house we had looked at last year.
It-s on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre
of park area, beachfront property...""

- ""So, how much are they asking?""

- ""Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover...""

- ""Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $820,000. OK?""

- ""OK, sweetie...Thanks! I-ll see you later!! I love you!!!""

- ""Bye...I do too...""

The man hangs up while slowly shaking his head and closes the phone-s
flap. Then he holds the phone up and asks to all those present:
""Hey, does anyone know who this phone belongs to?""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Midnight Phone Call

The manager of a liquor store gets a midnight phone call at home:
- Hello!
- At what time does the store open?
- At ten o-clock sir.
At two in the morning, the phone rings again:
- Ya (burp), at what time does, euh, the store open?
Again, at four, the phone rings:
- H!E!L!L!O!
- Ya, euh, (burp), at ...time, euh, does the euh store open?
- At ten in the morning sir, but I am not sure that, since you are so drunk, I will let you in.
- I (burp) don-t want, euh, to get in, euh, I want to get out!
i am saleem khan
my id

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


A Cordless Phone

your so stupid u got tripped by a cordless phone!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Tele Phone

phone ki ghantee bajtee hai sohar biwi say kahta hai kah mera ho tu kah dena main ghar main nahi ho.biwi ph per kahtee hai maray shohar ghar main hai.tu shohar naraz ho kar kahta hai main nai kaha tha kah main ghar main nhai ho.biwi kahtee hai yah mera ph tha.ha ha ha aha ah

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Sardar


Sardar On Phone

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and says Hi,
Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Phone No

1 GIRL : Anam ka phone no kya hai? 2 GIRL : No to maloom nahin ase karo main phone kar k us se pochh leti hoon ,,,,,,,,,,03003190023

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
Sms / Friendship


Telephone Directory

A Sardar ji in a library, while returning a book, said, ?Too boring, too many characters and no story.?
Librarian: - ?Oh! So you are that person who took the telephone directory.?

Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
Send one ?SMS? and get two free.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: friendship Tags: Phone
Sms / Uncategorized


Phone K Rishtay

phone ka rishtay b ajeeb hotay hain ,
balanace rakh ka b log ghareeb hotay hain ,
msg karna ki hoti nahi taufeek jin ko ,

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Phone
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