Tag: Funny
Sms / Friendship
Kashif Yaqoob
Life Me Kbi Humari Dosti K Bare Me Shak
Life me Kbi humari dosti K bare me shak ho
To Akele me 1 siKa uchalna!!!
Agr head ho to "WE ARE BEST FRIENDS"
Aur tail ho to....
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Palat dena
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AKele me Kon deKhta hai:-P
Dedicated to All LOVELY Friendzzz.;);-)B-)
To Akele me 1 siKa uchalna!!!
Agr head ho to "WE ARE BEST FRIENDS"
Aur tail ho to....
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Palat dena
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AKele me Kon deKhta hai:-P
Dedicated to All LOVELY Friendzzz.;);-)B-)
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1 Like ·
Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: friendship
Tags: Jokes Dost Funny Sms Friend
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mara
1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)
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4 Like ·
Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Beta Maa Judge Funny Sms
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Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Admi Apni Wife Ki Photo
Ek admi apni wife ki photo hamesha apni pocket me rakhta tha...
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Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!
Q.k
Wo jab kabhi kisi pareshani me hota..
To wo apni wife ki photo ko dekhta or sochta..
Agar me is ko face kar sakta hun,
To baqi har chiz ko face kar sakta hun..!
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5 Like ·
Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife
Tags: Photos Biwi Wife Funny Sms
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay?
Media Or Wife Me Kya Similarity Hay? .
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)
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Jab Tak Ek Hi Baat, 10 Baar Na Bataye, Tab Tak Dono Ko Sakoon Nahi Milta :-)
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1 Like ·
Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: wife
Tags: Biwi Wife Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Bimari In Style:
BIMARI in style:
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.Ankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf hn. MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
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7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION..!
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8.Na tu aye gi na he chain aye ga= QABAZ:-P
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1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER
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2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEART ATTACK.
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3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY
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4.Ankhon ki gustakhiyan maaf hn. MOTIYA.
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5.tujhe yad na meri ayi kisi se ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS.
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6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI
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7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme kahin baaki hai= LOOSE MOTION..!
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8.Na tu aye gi na he chain aye ga= QABAZ:-P
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2 Like ·
Apr 23, 2013 at 14:04
Category: funny
Tags: Bollywood Music Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Maalkin:tum 3 Din Se
Maalkin:Tum 3 din se kam pe nahi ayi or bataya b nahi?
Nokrani:Baji,mene to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k,
"I M Going to gaaon for 3 days.''
Sahib g ne comment b kiya tha,
''Miss U Mumtaz''...
Nokrani:Baji,mene to facebook pe status update kar diya tha k,
"I M Going to gaaon for 3 days.''
Sahib g ne comment b kiya tha,
''Miss U Mumtaz''...
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1 Like ·
Apr 22, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Facebook Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Badshah Ko 1 Larki Pasand Aagai,
1 Badshah ko 1 LaRki pasand Aagai,
Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya,4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR ko GiRaftaR kaRny k liey sipaahi Bhejy.jab woh sunaaR k GhaR pohnchy to GhaR ko Taala Laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukam Diya k sunaaR ko Dhoondo. sipahiyon ne sunaaR ko HaR jagha Dhoonda Lekin wo unko kahein na mila, auR sipahiyon ka SunaaR ko Dhoondny me saRa Waqt Aisy BaRbad hua jesy ap ka is sms ko paRhny me.
Hanso mat meRy sath bhi aisa huwa tha.
Us LaRki ka Baap sunaaR tha, Badshah ne SunaaR ko DaRbaR me Bulaya,4 Din GuzaRny k Bawajud bhi sunaaR Badshah k DaRbaR me na Aaya to Badshah ne sunaaR ko GiRaftaR kaRny k liey sipaahi Bhejy.jab woh sunaaR k GhaR pohnchy to GhaR ko Taala Laga hua tha, Badshah ne Sipahiyon ko Hukam Diya k sunaaR ko Dhoondo. sipahiyon ne sunaaR ko HaR jagha Dhoonda Lekin wo unko kahein na mila, auR sipahiyon ka SunaaR ko Dhoondny me saRa Waqt Aisy BaRbad hua jesy ap ka is sms ko paRhny me.
Hanso mat meRy sath bhi aisa huwa tha.
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1 Like ·
Apr 22, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Jokes Ishq Pyaar Funny Ladki Sms Mohabbat
Sms / Marriage
Kashif Yaqoob
Shadi Shuda Jorey
Shadi shuda jorey sirf aik hi haal me khush rehtay hain...
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.ab ap pocho gy
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Kis haal me?
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: Shadi hall mein. HAHAHAHA.
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.ab ap pocho gy
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Kis haal me?
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: Shadi hall mein. HAHAHAHA.
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2 Like ·
Apr 22, 2013 at 15:04
Category: marriage
Tags: Jokes Funny Marriage Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Wah Ji Wah, Kya Bat He,
1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+5+1+2+10+20+1+5+1+2+1+5+2+1+5+1+2+1+5+1+2+5+1+2+1+5+.10+2+5+1+2+1+5+10+20
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Wah ji Wah,
Kya Bat He,
Jumeraat k Paise Gine ja Rahe Hain Gino G Gino,:-(
Tabi Main kahon k Aaj kal jnab k MSG Hi Nai Atey
4 Paesy kia AA Gay Bh0ol Gaya Sanu,;-):-D:-P
( Happy jumeraat Day).
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Wah ji Wah,
Kya Bat He,
Jumeraat k Paise Gine ja Rahe Hain Gino G Gino,:-(
Tabi Main kahon k Aaj kal jnab k MSG Hi Nai Atey
4 Paesy kia AA Gay Bh0ol Gaya Sanu,;-):-D:-P
( Happy jumeraat Day).
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2 Like ·
Apr 22, 2013 at 15:04
Category: funny
Tags: Faqeer Funny Dost Sms Friend
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