Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Janu Ye Personal Or Secret Me Kya Difference Ha?

Girl: Janu ye personal or secret me kya difference ha?
Boy: Tum meri Girl frend ho ye personal hy and teri cuzn b meri girl frend hai ye secret hy.
Girl: kiyaaaaaa??? :o
boy: abey misaal de raha hon muu band kar.

· 1 Like · May 14, 2013 at 19:05
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Jokes Funny Sms Friend
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Apple Se "vitamins" Milty Hen.!.

APPLE Se "Vitamins" milty hen.!.
Vitamin se "Power"
Power se "Work" hota hy.!.
Work se "PAISA"
PAISE se "Marriage" hoti hy.!.
aur
Marriage se "WIFE" naam ki "cheez" milti hy.!.
Wife se "Tension" hi milti hy.!.
Aur Tension se Depression.!.
Depression se "DEATH"
Le Beta.!.
Aur khaa Saib.!.

· 1 Like · May 14, 2013 at 18:05
Category: funny Tags: Wedding Death Wife Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband (calls The Hotel Manager From His Hotel Room)

Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
.
.
Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.

· 1 Like · May 13, 2013 at 20:05
Category: funny Tags: Biwi Jokes Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho

Apni Wife Ki Nazar Se Dunya Ko Dekho to Duniya Ka Sab Se Perfect Man Uska Daddy, Duniya Ka sab Se Dukhi Admi Uska Bhai, Dunya Ka Sab Se Sunder Boy Uska Beta, Dunya Ka Sab Se Nasibwala Admi Uski Bahen Ka shohar Or Dunya Ka Sab Se Kharab Selfish Jhootha Kanjus Bekar Admi, Ab Ye Bhi LIKHNA Paray Ga Kya?;)

· 2 Like · May 13, 2013 at 19:05
Category: wife Tags: Shohar Beta Aadmi Biwi Husband Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Ye Ks Chez Ka Khaaait Hy?

1Aadmi ne Kisaan se Pucha
Ye ks chez ka khaaait hy?
Kisaan:
Ye kapaas ka khaaait hy js sy kapry bnaye jaaty hy.
Aadmi:
Ismy Shalwaar ka Poda konsa hy.....:D;):D

· 2 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Aadmi Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Husband Piyar Se

Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"

· 1 Like · May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Wife Jokes Husband Pyaar Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Mohbat Na RAHI TO wafa kon krega

Mohbat Na RAHI
TO wafa kon krega,
CHAHAT Na RAHI
TO pyar kon karega.
KHUDA salamat rakhe Mujh ko.
(Bolo Aameen)
Wrna,
.
.
tum Knjosoon ko itne msg kon krega.

· 1 Like · May 09, 2013 at 17:05
Category: funny Tags: Wafa Jokes Shairi Funny Allah Sms Mohabbat Khuda
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Ek Ajeeb C Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,

GHAZAL=/
Ek Ajeeb c Halat Hy Tere Janey K Baad,
Bhook Hi Nhe Lgti Khana Khanay K Baad,
Meray Paas 8 samosay Thay Jo MenaY Kha Liye
Aik Tere Aaney Se Pehle
7 Tere Janey k baad,
Neend hee nhe Aati Mujhy sonay k baad,
Nazr kuch nhe aata Aankhaen bnd krny k baad,
Docter sy jo poocha iska elaaj,
Dey kr 4 Tablets, Bole..
Khaa Lyna 2 jagny se phle 2 soujanay k baad.
Kesa laga ye msg parhny k bd.
Ab forward kar lena balance dalwany k bad:-)

· 2 Like · May 09, 2013 at 17:05
Category: funny Tags: Doctor Jokes Funny Poetry Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Me Ek New Bachi Ai Tu Sb Bachon Ne

1 Class me ek new bachi ai tu sb bachon ne usay khala khala khena shuru krdiya Bachi ne madam ko bula liya
Madam: jin bachon ne isko khala kaha wo khare ho jaen
Sb bache khare ho gay siwaye ek chote bache k
Madam: kia tm ne isko khala nhe kaha?
Bacha: nhe
Madam: Q?
Bacha q k me in sb bachon ka khalu hon.

· 1 Like · May 07, 2013 at 21:05
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
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