Tag: Funny
Sms / Marriage
Kashif Yaqoob
Jis Ne Jaldbaazi Me Shadi Ki Usne Sara Jeevan Bigaar Liya,
Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, Wah,Wah OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya...s" Taaliiiiiaayaaaaann
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Feb 22, 2014 at 15:02
Category: marriage
Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
H0me Work Q Nhi Kiya?
MiS: h0me w0rk Q nhi kiya? Student: Mis light nhi thi, MiS: Candle jala lete? Student: Matchis nhi thi MiS: New Machis le Aa te? Student: strike thi sh0ps bund thi MiS: Par0s se le lete Student: Un ki MASJID me Rakhi thi MiS: t0 wahan se le Aa te? Student: Nahaya huwa ni tha Mis: nahaye Q ni thy? student: pani ni tha MiS: Ufff, pani Q ni tha? Student: m0t0r nhi chal rhi thi Mis: Ullu k pathe m0t0r Q ni chal Rahi thi? Student: pagal ki bachi shuru me bataya t0 tha. LiGHT Nhi THi
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Feb 12, 2014 at 13:02
Category: funny
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
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Sms / Good Night
Kashif Yaqoob
Ap Ko Pata Hai K "pakistan" Mein Kia Ho Raha Hai ?
Ap ko pata hai k "PAKISTAN" mein kia ho raha hai ??? O mery Dost !!! "RAAT"ho rhi hay (S0 ja0)
GOOD NIGHT
GOOD NIGHT
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Feb 10, 2014 at 14:02
Category: good-night
Tags: Dost Funny Friend Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,
2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.
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Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes
Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya
Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??
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Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes
Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
Sms / Barish Rainy Day
Kashif Yaqoob
A Man Was Walking In Rain Girl:y Don't U Shar My Umbrella
A man was walking in rain girl:y don't u shar my umbrella Man:no sister its f9 (And he walked away) Moral voral kuch ni Piche bv ari thi;
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5 Like ·
Nov 21, 2013 at 15:11
Category: barish-rainy-day
Tags: Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Ye Jawani He Dewani Dhk K!
Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!
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Nov 05, 2013 at 13:11
Category: jokes
Tags: Baap Beta Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Barish Rainy Day
Kashif Yaqoob
Yeh Barish Nahi
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Yeh barish nahi paseny k Qatry hain:(
Enjoy Full Garmi..
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Yeh barish nahi paseny k Qatry hain:(
Enjoy Full Garmi..
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Jun 19, 2013 at 15:06
Category: barish-rainy-day
Tags: Barish Funny Sms
Sms / Exams
Kashif Yaqoob
What Is Challenge.. ??
Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
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its a challenge.. :-D
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
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its a challenge.. :-D
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May 31, 2013 at 19:05
Category: exams
Tags: Jokes Funny Sms Challenge
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mara
1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)
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5 Like ·
Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Beta Maa Judge Funny Sms
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