Tag: Funny

1 larke ne larki ko call ki.
Lrka: Hello! Jaan I love u.
Lrki: Sachi
Lrka: Muchi
Lrki: 100 ka load kara 2 plz?
Larka: Sorry baji wrong numbr

U R Bandri,
Bandri Means
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B=beautiful
A=atractive
N=naughty
D=Decent
A=adorabe
R=romantc
I=intelignt
Hun vekh kidi khush a,
Bandri na hovey te….

3 different styles of proposing ;-)
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English :- Would you mind being my girlfrnd?
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Urdu :- Kya aap meri Huna Passend karoo Gee ?
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Punjabi :- Veli firdi hain!
Kisi gareeb de kam aa ja :-P :-D

1 chor k ghar par police ne chapa mara
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Chor apni jaan bachany k liye jhooly men late gaya aur Feeder mu men pakar li
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Police:
Yahan kya kar rahy ho?
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Chor:
Jujju pi raha hun
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Police:
Shabash! Jaldi jaldi Jujju pio...
Phir Peep Peep men chalain gay :p

Behn ki Dost
Behn ki tarha hoti hy
Bhai ka Dost
Bhai ki tarha hota hy
To
Phr
Wife ki Dost
Wife ki tarha Q ni hoti?
Wo q dulha bhai keh kr tpati hyKIa ye khulaTzad Nhe

Best msg of the world!
Har wo Din Tumhare liye Eid
Ka hai.
Jis Din Tum
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Mujhe Dakh Lo ;-)
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Thank U
Thank U
Thank U
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Baat apne tak hi
Rakhna Plzzzzz….

Aiweiin banda
nazro mein aa jata hai phr :)

Dunia me 3 log bht masoom
OR
achy hn
(‘,’)/
<))1 me
_//_

2nd meri ammi ka beta

('-')yani ME
<((>
_//_
OR
3rd Apka Dost
(‘,’)
<))yani k phr se me :-D
//

Hosla rakho ap b to itne masom
OR
Acha Dost K frnd ho…

Boy: I Love u
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Girl: hahaha
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Boy I mis u I kis u
Girl ; hahaha
Boy:
Main tumhari khatir apni jaan b day sakta hoon,
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Girl: hahahahaha
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Boy: tumharay bina main zinda nahi reh sakta,
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Girl: hahahahahahahaha
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Boy :main tum ko 2000 ka balance bhejh raha hoon, tum ko mill jaye to bata daina,
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Girl ; kab?
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Boy:
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

'High class insult'
Larki khoobsurat kuttay k sath ja rhi thi k!
Larky ny dekh kr kaha aap dono behan bhai hain?
Larki:
Ap ko hm dono me sy kon pasand hy?
Larka:
Yaqenan ap,
Larki:
To phir iss k liye apni behan ly aao Hamary haan
"WATTA SATTA"
chalta hy.!.
O teri khair.!.:-/