Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, Wah,Wah OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya...s" Taaliiiiiaayaaaaann

Jis ne Jaldbaazi me Shadi ki Usne sara jeevan bigaar liya, Wah,Wah OR Jis ne Soch samaj K ki Usne konsa teer maar liya...s" Taaliiiiiaayaaaaann

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

Aaj Tk Wo Band, Baja, Shamiyana Yaad Hai. . Khud Ko Itni Dhoom Sy Sooli Chrhana Yad Hy . Teen Moqey B Diye Qaazi Ny Ghor-O-Fikr Ke . Aaj Tak Wo Qeemati Moqa Gawana Yad Hy. . Aik "NAA" he Kafi Thi Hr Mushkil Sy Bach ny K Liye . Hum Ko "HAAN" Ka Faisla wo EhmaQana yaad hai . 4all married couples

Shadi shuda jorey sirf aik hi haal me khush rehtay hain...
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.ab ap pocho gy
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Kis haal me?
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: Shadi hall mein. HAHAHAHA.

Kabi bahut Dukhi ho to apni Shadi ka Video ulta chala k dekhna
Maza ayega
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BV Apki Ungli se Ring utaregi,Car se niklegi & apni Maa ky pass chali jayegi!

what is similarity between marriage and 11.59 (PM)?
jawab donoun ke baad din badal jatay hain.

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays

A little kid asks his Dad,
"Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father,
"I'm still paying for it..."

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons