Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

What Is The Intresting Thing In Tom And Jerry

What is the intresting thing in
tom and jerry..???
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pura din nange ghumenge saale,
aur jab nahane ke liye jayenge
to swimming suit pehan k
jayenge..

· 1 Like · Jun 04, 2013 at 15:06
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Kashif Yaqoob

Santa Ne Cooking Contest Main Part

EkdUm jAkkAs:-

Santa ne cooking contest main part lia aur
khali bartan main spoon firane laga.

JUDGE: Kya bana rahe ho?

Santa: “Chutiya” =))

· 1 Like · Jun 04, 2013 at 15:06
Category: santa-banta Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

Mat Khel Meri Dosti Se,

Mat Khel Meri Dosti Se, Bohat Nazuk Mizaj Hoon Main ..
Tujhe Khabar Bhi Na Hogi Yun Hi Hanstay Hanstay
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Chamat wamat Maar Dunga..
Han nhi to. . .

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: friendship Tags: Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Friendship

Kashif Yaqoob

Chahte Hain Woh Hum Se Aisi Dosti Ka Wada

Chahte hain woh hum se Aisi Dosti ka wada!
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Jaise
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12 rupe ka Lemon Max Ghuly kam 0r chale zyada.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: friendship Tags: Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mobile Aya P.c.o Khatam

MOBILE AYA
P.C.O KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
WATCH KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
TORCH KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
TAPE KHATAM
MOBAIL AYA
KHATT KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
RADIO KHATAM
MOBAIL AYA
CALCULATR KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
CAMERA KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
EID CARD KHATAM
MOBILE AYA
SUKOON KHATAM
PHIR
PHIR
REHMAN MALIK AYA
MOBILE KHATAM:
PAISA HAZAM:
**"SMS KING"**

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Mobile Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Zindgi K Liye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy

Zindgi K Liye Dil Ki Zrurat Hy
Dil K Liye Khushyou Ki Zrurat Hy
Khushyou K Liye DOST Ki Zrurat Hy
Or Achay DOST K Liye
UFF
Sb Ko Meri hi Zrurat ha;-).

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: funny Tags: Funny Friend Sms Dost
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Mari Life Me Chand Banna Pasnd Kr0gi

Boy.
kya tm mari life me chand banna pasnd kr0gi
Girl ! yes.
boy : To jitna chand do0r he utni do0r dafa hojao.

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 15:06
Category: jokes Tags: Girl Jokes Funny Sms Boy
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

2 Cockroach Icu Me Admit The

2 Cockroach ICU Me admit the
1st:yr mai paon k neeche agya tha tumhe Kia hoa
2nd:kuch nai yar
Ek larki mujhe dekh k itne zor se chekhi k Heart Attack agiya..!

· 1 Like · Jun 03, 2013 at 14:06
Category: jokes Tags: Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Class Ka Bacha Apni Miss Se Kehta He

1 class ka bacha
apni
Miss se kehta he
Me
apko kesa lgta
hn
Miss so swet
Bacha:To phr me
apne
ammi abbu ko ap
k
ghr kb bhejn
Miss: wo q
Bacha:Take wo
hmari
bat aage chalaen
Mis:ye kya bkwas
hy
Bacha
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Tution parhane k lye.mis ap b na cable dekh dekh k khrab ho gai hain:-)

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 16:06
Category: jokes Tags: Teacher Student Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
 
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