Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1danishwr Ka Qol He K

1Danishwr Ka Qol He K
1Aqal Mand Se Kch Dair akely Bat Krna
1 Mahinay Tk Kitaben Prhne Se Bhtr He
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Abi call mat krna Me Farigh nhi Hun:D

· 1 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 16:06
Category: funny Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Exam K Dinon Me Larki Set Kr Li..!!

ye Soch kar hm ne Exam K dinon m Larki set kr
li..!!
“D_G”

K Har Kamyabi k pechay 1 Aurat ka hath
hota h..!!
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,__(‘.’)__,
)( Ab first
//Aou ga.

· 3 Like · Jun 01, 2013 at 14:06
Category: exams Tags: Ladki Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Good Night

Kashif Yaqoob

N(“night Tips”)

N(“NiGHT TiPs”)
Raat ko souny se pehly 1 machhar ko
zroor maar dia kren ta k.
Baqi machhar us k janazy pe chle jayn
OR
Ap mazy se sou jayen…

· 1 Like · May 31, 2013 at 19:05
Category: good-night Tags: Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Special Request For Girls .

Special Request for Girls
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Kripya facebook pe apne
name kay aage “Angel,
Princess,Sweet,
Lovely…”etc. Naa Likha karo
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Kyuki Aap Logo Ki Shakal
Dekhne Ke Baad
ladko ka Princess aur angels
par
se vishwas uthta jaa raha hai

· 1 Like · May 31, 2013 at 19:05
Category: jokes Tags: Naam Jokes Funny Sms Facebook
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

What Is Challenge.. ??

Ek baar ek Exam me pucha gaya
what is challenge.. ??
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Pappu ne pura page khaali chhodkar
page k
end
me likha…
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Apne baap ki aaulad hai to mujhe Pass
karke
dikha…
its a challenge.. :-D

· 4 Like · May 31, 2013 at 19:05
Category: exams Tags: Jokes Funny Sms Challenge
 
Sms / Exams

Kashif Yaqoob

Result Aa Gaya .

RESULT AA GAYA
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Ye 3 Words, Hanstay Khailtay
Insaan Ki Ek Pal Mai Duniya
Ujarr Saktay Hain..:p:O

· 3 Like · May 31, 2013 at 19:05
Category: exams Tags: Funny Sms Word
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Pappu Ko Heart Ki Bimari Thi…

Pappu ko Heart ki bimari thi…
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Doctor ne namak na khane ki salah di..
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Pappu ki biwi hamesha pappu khayal
rakhne lagi..
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Pappu bhi bahot sawdhani rakhne
laga..
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Samay pe khana,
sona, uthna, dr. ki batai exercise
karna, khane mein namak bilkul na
lena,
regular aur samay pe dawayi lena..
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Par achanak ek din subah wo pappu
bathroom ke darwaje pe mara hua
mila..
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Sab hairan the ki itni sawdhani ke
baad aisa kaise ho gaya..??
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Post martam ki report aayi to pataa
chala..
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Uske Toothpaste mein ‘Namak’ tha…
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Kya aapke toothpaste mein
namak hai.. ??
from COLGATE ACTIVE SALT.. :-D

· 1 Like · May 31, 2013 at 18:05
Category: funny Tags: Death Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Aaj Se Tum Meri Zeenat Ho,

Dulha:
Aaj se tum meri Zeenat ho,
Tabasum ho, Tamanna ho…
Dulhan:
Sharma k…
Ji Aaj se aap b mere liye
Naveed ho,
Tahir ho,
Imran ho.
Kamran ho..

· 1 Like · May 31, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes Tags: Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?

Girl: Hum Kahan Ja Rahe Hain?
Boy: Long Drive Par
Girl: Wow…, Pehle Kyun Nai Batya
Boy: Mjhe B Abhi Pata Chala Hai
Girl: Wo Kaisay
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Boy: Break Nai lag rahi

· 1 Like · May 31, 2013 at 18:05
Category: funny Tags: Girl Jokes Funny Sms Boy
 
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