Tag: Funny

Doctr: ApK 3 Daant Kese Toot gye?

Mareez: G Wo Wife Ne Sakht Roti Banai Ti

Doctr: To Kaane Sy Inkar Kr Dete

Mareez: G Wohi To Kiya Tha :D

boy:
ro Q rhi ho
girl:
mere marks bohut kam aye hen
boy:
kitne aye hen
girl:
sirf 93%
boy:
khuda ka khof kro janu
itne me to hum 3 larky pass ho jate h:

Sun rahi hai naa tu… :’((
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Sora ho mee :P

1 Jin sharab pene k liye insan k roop me aya, 12 glass p gaya, Admi:tenu chardi ni? Jin: Main jin hon. Admi: le char gai kanjar nu...!hAhAh:-D

Boy: kahan ja rhi ho? Girl: KhudkUshi Karny Boy:To itna Make-Up Q kiya hai. Girl- Kal Subah News paper me photo b tou Aani hai..

Cute little girl 2 shopkeeper-
Jab me badi ho jaungi aap Apne BETE Ki shaadi mujse karoge ?
Shopkeeper smiling – Haan Beta zarur kar dunga,
GIRL-
To apni hone wali BAHU ko 1 DAIRYMILK do..!!!

2 Larkiya best friends thi
Itefaq se dono ki mout ho gai
Marny k bad dono ki rooh mili
Or ek dusry se marney ki Waja puchi
Pehli Boli: Main apne Shohar pr boht ziada shak krti thi k kahin Wo dusri Larkiyun se to nhi milta
Yehi soch kr 1 din mane office se jldi ghar akr dekha k Shohar akela betha hai
ye dekh kr ma khushi se mar gai
Dusri Boli: kash us waqt tum ne
"freezar"
khol k dekh liya hota to na tum khushi se marti or na main sardi se.

EK KABOOTAR ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
BAHUT UPER GAYA,
ITNA UDA,
ITNA UDA,
BAS AB NAHI DIKH RAHA,
AB SOJAO
KAL DOONDENGE.

Ladki facebook pa pic upload karke likhti
hai : hii friendzz
kesi lag rahi hoon..?
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Boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar
ka mob. Leke diya hai to ghar me
500rs ka sheesha bhi
lagaya hoga…. Uss Mein dekh
le,,…!!!….
humse kya poochti
hai’bhootni’kahi ki….;D ;D