Yaad

aik admi nay apnay driver say kaha kay ya gari kyoon puncher hoi
driver bola jee wo aik pen per chargai thee, admi bola andha hay
tujha pen nazar nahi aaya driver bolo je nahi wo tu rahgeer ke jaib may tha.

Kuch log interview dainay jatay hien interview wala bohat kum batien kerta hay wo sochta hay kay jo mujh say bohat kum batien keray ga may usee ko nokeree per rukhon ga. pehlay aik urdu speeking ata hay aur wo under anay kay liay kehta hay kay ""uger ap ki ijazat ho tu may under a sukta hon"" un ka boss upnee fingers per word gimta hay jo uss nay bolay hotay hien tu wo dil may sochta hay kay yay words bhe bohat zada hien wo uss ko ""no"" keh daita hay
uss kay bad english speeking ata hay aur kehta hay kay ""if u don-t mind i am coming"" us kay bhe words ginta hay wo tu usay zada lugta hien wo kehta hay ""no""
us kay bad aik punjabe ata hay aur atay hee door ko dhurak say open kerta hay aur chair kay pas aa ker kehta hay ""weran"" boss bohat khush hota hay aur kehta hay ""yes""
muza aya bohat han mujhayputa he tha heeeee
sweetheart2004_2005@hotmail.com

Aik dufa different sountries ki dozukh per aik aik freshta khura hota hay laiqin pakistan ki dozukh kay bahir koi nae hota tu doseray cuntries kay log sochtay hien kay kitnay achay hien pakistan kay log kay in kay bahir koi nae khura howa wo frishtay say pochtay hien kay in kay bahir koi kion nae khura howa tu wo kehta hay kay un kay bahir koi is liay ane khura howa bcoz jub bhe un may say koi bahir nikelnay ki koshish kerta hay dosera us ki tang khaynch laita hay kay tu kion pehlay ja raha hay may jaon ga iss turha wo yahe her waqat kertay rehtay hien aur koi bhe bahir nikel nae pata
kaisa koi aisa waisa acha hay na uger acha hay tu mail ker kay daaaad dien ok bye
sweetheart2004_2005@hotmail.com

vajpayee is very good for the ecomony, he has silver in his hair, gold in his teeth, stones in his kidneys, steel in his kneess and GAS IN HIS ASS

mard tangay wala hai tu mard tangay wala
tuje teacher kiya marega tu to hai principal ka salla..........
aadrish_mangi@hotmail.com

ek admi k pass dou murga murgi hotey hain woh bohat lambey aur tandurast hotey hain



ek baar os admi k pas ek admi ata hai aur bolta khan sahab aap k murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo iney tu khan ashab boltey hai yaara mei inko badam pista makkhan yeh sab khilata hoo tu woh bolta hai hum income tx department se aye hain tum janwaro ko itna mehanga cheez khilatey hoo aur tax nahi bhertey phir khan sahab osey rishwat dey ker mamla solve kerletey hain phir thorey din baad ek aur admi aata hai bolta hai khan saheb yeh tumharey murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo tu khan ashab boltey hain yaara kuch nahi bas kachra khilata hoo tu woh admi bolta hai hum animal health care se aaye hain tum janawro k sath zulm kertey ho tumhey chalan bherna pareyga woh khan sahab osey bhi paisey dey ker farig kerta hai thorey din baad ek aur admi aata hai bolta hai khan sahab tumharey murga murgi tu bohat achey hain kya khilatey hoo tu khan sahab boltey hain kuch nahi khilata yaar dono ko 5 rupees dedeta hoo dono khud jaker kha ker aajatey hain;)

One of very familiar writer wrote a book consisted on 3000 pages. When the book published police came and delivered the writer to Madhouse. His very close friend wondered that how and why he has to go into madhouse. He suspected that his friend must wrote about any politician. Anyway, he to meet the writer and ask why he is there, his friend replied I did not do anything that I should be transferred here. Even he shows his book to the friend, the first page of book was contained ?How horse run?? and next 2999 pages contained ?Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik Thikdik??

eik budda or buddi ka eik dousre pe dil aah jaahta hai. Budda...buddi se kehta hai ke paani rakh dou gharam hoone ke liye...Buddi jawaab main pouchti hai ke pani gharam kar ke kiya karna hai.
Budda jawaab main kehta hai ke tum bi bohat nadaan ho...aggar kaam ho gaya tou nahaa leen ge aggar na hooha tou chaahye bana leen ge. :):)

once a villager bought a motorbike n he went on a ride,on the road he came closer to a car n said to car,s driver.hey have u ever seen a bike.the driver thought that hez(villager) crazy so he jus ignored him.the vilager reapeated the same thing n driver kept ignoring him after sum moments a truck crashed into his bike n villager got hurt n he wuz sent to hospital When the car,s driver came to know he took pity on him n went to c him ,in hospital the villager asked again that have u ever seen a bike the driver frustarated n asked him that y r u asking this to me i have seen The bike before,the villager said in panjabi""phir dus dey udyain brakeain kithey hondia hain""