joke

True friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

When time comes for you to give your heart to someone, make sure you select someone who will never break ur heart, because broken hearts has never spare parts.

Teacher to Student:
Beta betao k bejli kahna say ati he.
Student:
humary mamo k gher say.
Teacher:
Wo kasay
Student:
Jb b Bejli jati he to papa kahtay he k saaleo fer bejli ly gay oooo

Maine apki laini chahi.
Magar apne na di..





Raye


Maine ap ko apna daina chaha.
Magar ap ne na liya.







Pyar


Akhir apne mera dheak hi liya na









Ghusa





Pehly kehte the muje tumhara hi pasand hai













Andaz





Lekin ab kehte ho main kisi or ka lon ga












Sahara







Mera khayal hai k ab mera bohout lamba ho gaya hai











JOKE








Ab muje ap ki chahiye

Aik ghada ghari wala saaman le kar ja raha tha..........
Wo saman k ooper bheta tha...
Waha tahinat police ne chalan kar diya...
Ghareeb minnatee karta raha lekin koi farq na para...
Raste main wo koi tarqeeb sochta howa aaya kiyn k use phir wapas b aana tha.....
Aur agar use dobara chalan hogaya tu...

Sham ko jab wo wapis aaya to us ki haalat kuch youn thi k....

Ghada sawari k ooper bhetha tha.......
wo ghade ki jaga sawari khench raha tha
Police jab chalan katne k liye pass aayi yu admi bola..:Janab main tu sawari khench raha hon..ooper bhethe maalik se raju karain...


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1 pathan 1 admi se jhagra kar raha tha ,,
kehne laga main tumhaer 64 k 64 dant tor dun ga.,pas khare hue 1 admi ne poocha lekin dant to 32 hote hen...
pathan ,..,.,., mujhe maloom tha tum beech mein zaroor bolo gay is 32 dant tumhaer bhi torun ga

pathan angrez se.,,. hum ne 1 esi cheez ijaad ki he jis se koi bhi shakhs deewar k doosri taraf dekh sakta he...
angrez heran ho kar...esi kon c cheez bana di apne????
pathan,............. SURAAKH.///////////SHOAIB IQBAL

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Sing and read........(kuch kuch hota haih)

Exam pas ayeh.. dil ghabarah,
teacher neh na jane kase paper banaye,
ab toh mera dil jage nah sotaheh
kya karu hai answer nahi atta hai