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Teacher:
Do you know as to why did
the World Wildlife Fund choose the giant panda
as their symbol?

Pappu:
Because they did’t have a colour printer!

Hr Barish Mai Yhi Dua Hy Mri
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Barish K Jtne Qtry Zamen Pr Grain
Utni Bar Ap Slip Ho K Girain ;)
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Khushion K Smandr Main
Enjoy Rainy Day

Ajab Tamasha Hai Matti Se Bane Logon Ka
Bewafai Karo To Rote Hain, Agar Wafa Karo To Rulate Hain

Father to son :
Pados ki ladki ko
dekh wo exam
mein first aayi hai.
Son : usko hi to
dekhta tha,
Tabhi to fail ho Gaya

Aik Sardar kafi dair se larkee ko ghor raha tha. tung aa kar larkee ne hath se lanat ka ishara kia.

Sardar ne Dost ko kohni maar k kaha, Lay aaj phir punj bajay da time fix hoya hai

When things go wrong,

when sadness fills your heart &

when tears flow 4rm your eyes,

just let me know.

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cause I want 2b there 4 U!

I am selling TISSUES, BUY 1 GET 1 FREE!

Difference between B.Z. University and other university's questions:

Other Univeristy
What is you name? (5 marks)

B.Z. University:
What is ur name & it's origin? Give relations & applied aspects along with it's logical significance. Also explain with the help of graph; it's upper & lower limits. (1+1+1+1+1=5 marks)

Hun dasso banda fail na hovy tay hor kia top karay...?

Why is Fire Brigade RED in Color?
Ans: Fire Brigade has a Ladder.
Ladder has Steps.
Steps have to b Climbed on Foot.
Foot is Measured by a Ruler.
Ruler can be a King or a Queen.
Queen of England is Elizabeth.
Elizabeth is also the name of a Ship.
Ship Sails on Water.
Water has Fish
Fish has Fins
Fins are the people of Finland
Finland' National Flag is RED
SO a Fire Brigade is RED in Color
Sum Other Day I will Tell u Why Ambulance is White ;-)