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I Am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai

Mujey bhul jana plz
Mujhe kuch dino baad tumhey
Hamesha k liye chod kar Chale jana he

1 chutki ajwayn khoob chaba k uska rs choos len, dengue ne kat b lia to us ka asr nhi ho ga SDQA-E-JARIA (plz fwd)

Ae December . . . . Naraz hogaya kyaaa...?? ? Chakkar to Laga Le Bhai. . . Qasam se September to Full Time Badmashi pe utra huwa hai..

Apple Dil ki hifazt krta hai Or khoon ko jamnay nahi deta . Kela haddi mazbot krta hai Or blood presure Control krta hai . Gajar Aankhon ki benai behtar krti hai Or cancer nahi hony deti, . Lemon Blood' pressure ko control krta hai Or Skin ko saaf kaarta hai . Aam yaadasht ko achha karta hai . Angoor gurday m pathri nahe hone Deta . Maalta jisam me bemari k khilaf difaaei nizam ko behtr karta hai Or bey-khuwabi ko khatam karta hai Aaroo heart'attack ko Rokta hai Or hazmey ko behtr karta hai . "Or Tum Apnay RAB ki Kon Kon si NeMaton ko Jhutla0 gay"? SUBHAN-ALLAH

Purani hveli k pichhe wale khandr ki samne wali futi hui dewar p lgi tutti tasvir k piche lge jale me fase mchar ki qsam I miss you.

Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na

Jab Waqt Aaya Tu Wo Bik Chuka Tha...!! Yogi Mujh Ko Ameer Hony Mein Zara Dair Ho Gai.....!

Chal0o Tum CHOR D0 Hamk0, Magar Itna T0 Bata D0 MuJhy Tum PIYAAR Karty Thay,? Yaa, WaQat "BARBAaD" Karty Thay ..!!

IshQ Karne Chaly H0 Zara Itna Jaan lo. /DOST/ Is Main Hanste t0 Sath Hain par R0na Akele Hi Parta hai.