joke

Her khushi say khoobsoorat tairee sham kar dooon

apna pyar or apni zindagi tairee nam kar dooon

mil jayee bar bar ice cream ki offer agar

har bar 2 cup khaoon or bill tere nam kr dooon

kh0on se likh dia har diwaar pe uska naam ..............
(wah wah)

ARREY :P
Kho0n se likh dia har diwaar pe uska naam ...........

aur phir t0r di har diwaar jispe likha tha uska naam .......

kiun k .........

******** SPELLING MISTAKE THI *******

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Sochon Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi

Sab Larkyon Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Sochon Se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum Se
Phansti Nhi Koi

Sab Larkyon Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Mukurana to her larki ki ada hai...

wah wah wah !!!

Gor Farmaiye...

Mukurana to her larki ki ada hai....
Usey jo Mohabbat samjhay
wo sub se bara GADHA hai...

boy: men tumahary liye apna sab kuch chor
sakta hoo,

Education,

parents,

business,

friends,

country,

tum kiya kar sakti ho mere liye???

Girl: just previous boyfriend chor sakti hoo...

In a local match, the umpire was being jeered and heckled unmercifully from the crowd.

At length he walked over to the boundary and sat down next to his chief critic.

What are you doing? asked the spectator.

Well, said the umpire, it seems you get the best view from here.

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
Shazia , ISLAMABAD

If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.
Nisha fom Kharian)