joke

My number has changed so my new number is 15.
Agar koi phone karay to mara noker phone recieve Karay ga to usay do char galian de dana sala apnay aap ko police wala khata hai

1 larki darzi ki dukaan pay gai our darzi se kaha kya yahan gale milte hain?
darzi:g milte to nahin agar aap kehti hain to mil laite hain.

eak bajha apna dada k pas dhorta howa aaya k dada jaan sandoq mein koi hy muje drata hy dada jaan ne kaha chalo khon hy jo meri phote ko drata hy dada jaan ne sandoq mein dekha uska apna cheera nazer aaya dada jaan ne kaha abe ooh sharam nahi aati jo mere pothe ko draata hy ha ha ha. .

in a class teacher asked if i buy an item @12.75 and sell @15.25 its loss or profit? student: profit in rupees and loss in paissas

tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya
tum ko dekha tu yeah khayal aya





pagloon k stock main naya maaaaal aya

1 kutta dosray se:
oay aj kal jahan rash ho wahan se bhag jaya kr.
2sra: wo q?
1st: salay agar dhamaka ho gya to insano ki mot mare ga..

tere narmon nazuk hathon ke taqaddus ka khayal ata hai WAsi;
wanra yassu panju mein to hum kisi ko muaaf nahi krte.

Jhoota peenay sey Mohabbat barhte hai faraz . . .
Yeh keh keh k Woh Kameena Meri Sari Pepsi pee gaye

Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain
Aap 1000 main say aik hain ! Husband: Dimagh k hum bhi DON hain
Pehlay yeh bata baqi k 999 kaun hain... ..?