joke

An application to the head master in panjabi


Guzarish hai k mera hun school aan no ji nahi karda
Tusi bachyan v alag kar dityan ne tey saddi class vich ik v kori naji haigi
Tay madam v koi khas patakha nahi
Hor nahi te kuj kam aaliyan hi sonyan rakh lo
Bari meherbani
Tuadda faithfull
Malik
shear with me ur sms
It,s Malik House

Dil karta hai us ki lelon
zulfon ki hawa
Par main kiya karon mera uthta nahi
Qadam us k ghar ki taraf
Maine us k andar dala
Etmaad apne pyar ka
Us ne kaha thora or dalo
Etmaad apne pyar ka
us ki bohout tang thi
Ami mujse
Mera bohout lamba tha
paiman-e-sabar
share with me ur sms
It,s Malik House

We?ve known each other by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER,
that?s definitely a lifetime PROMISE

There are 3 basic types of people in the world:
1. Those who can count.

2. Those who can--t.

You are so poor . . .
When you were kicking a can, your friend came by and asked what you were doing. You said you were moving!

A woman who is tired of having a guy hit on her says, Look ... I--m sorry, but I--m just not your type. I--m not inflatable

When I was born, the doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, Look ... twins!
--- Rodney Dangerfield

Whats the Differece between an elephant and a flea? A elephant can have fleas but fleas can't have elephants

Smile is a bird

Who flies Frm
face to face..

May ur lips
Give it a better nest
so that..
It may stay there

Forever
and
Ever
So..
?keep SMILING



share MmS/SmS/funny plzZzZ

O mere makhna
meno yaad rakhna
har vely hasna,
Koe problem howy ty dasna,
kise hor nal na phasna,
bus mere nal vasna

O mere makhna
Kaisa hy ye sms zaror dasna