sardar ji

Amratsar main do sardar sath sath ke gharon main rehte thay, un ke samne wale ghar main aik bacha rehta tha jo un ko bohot tang karta tha. Aik dafa ittefaq se donon sardaron ne -Ghora- khareda, aik ne dosre se kaha ke donon ghoron ki height barabar hai, kion na koi nishani laga dain takeh confusion na ho, aik sardar ne apne ghoray ki dum kat di, bacha chup kar dekh raha tha, us ne moqa pa kar dosre ghore ki bhi dum kat di. Sardaron ne jab dekha ke donon ghoron ki dum kati hui hai to un ko bohot ghussa aya, unhon ne socha ke aik ghoray ke kaan kat dete hain, jab aik ke kaan kat diay to baad main bachay ne moqa pa kar dosre ke bhi kaan kaat diay. is dafa to sardaron ko bara hi ghussa aya aur bole ke ab to koi achi si nishani donon ghoron pe laga kar hi chorain ge. Akhir kafi soch bichar ke bad aik sardar ko idea aa hi gaya, bola, -- oay sardar jee! nishani laan noon chaddo paraan... kala wala tohada te chitta wala mera...

one day a sardar visited his muslim friend after a long time.while giving introduction of his children he said
meet them this is my kid
and thn he pointed to his daughter and said
and tis is my KIDNEY

how do u recognize sardar kids in a primary school?they r da ones who erase their note book wen teacher erase da blackboard............ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .........................

sardar with 2 burnt ears said 2 his doctor i was ironing clothes n accidentally picked up iron instead of mobile
dr:but wat abt tha other ear
sardar:that guy called me again

sardar = He put his Sar on Dar (Dar means Door)
that--s why its name is Sardar

Ek baar ek sardar ke ghar chor ghus aata hai.. aur woh poochtha hai ki sona kahaan hai.
Sardar: jidhar marzi sojaao.

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

1) Once a sardar called another sardar he said: main bol riaan. The other sardar said: hainn kamal ho gaya ithe vi main hi bol riaan
2)Once somebody sent an sms to a sardar it was like this: The sender is cool & the reader is fool. The sardar got very angry he sent an sms to that person & it was like this: the sender is fool & the reader is cool

Teacher: Wts ur father name in English...
Sardat: Breautifull red underware...
Teacher: R u jocking...?
Sardar: No his name is SUNDER LAL CHADA