sardar ji

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon

dekhta rehta hai.

Sardar yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do.

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

A MAN ASK TO SARDAR GEE
WHEN YOU FEEL COLD WHAT YOU DO
SARDAR GEE: I SEAT NEAR THE HEATER
MAN IF YOU FEEL MORE COLDNESS
SARDAR GEE I START(ON) THE HEATER

Once a sardar was walking along the road with his sister. Another sardar happened to pass by them & said O SARDAR G AJ MASHOOK NAL KIDER??!! Sardar g became furious &replied Oye mashook howay gi TERI, meri te bhan ha!!!!!!!!

EIK SARDAR JI APNI BIWI SAI OYE SHEWANI JALDI TAIYAR HOKAR AA.DAWAT MAIN JANA HAI.SARDAR JI KI BIWI TAIYAR HOKAR AATI HAI.USS NAI BLACK COLOR KI MINI SAREE PEHAN RAKHI HOTI HAI.SARDAR JI BOLTEY HAIN DARLING LAG RAHA HAI KALEY BADALON(CLOUDS)KI UR SAI CHAND(MOON)JHANK RAHA HAI.

A sardar sees written on the front of a girls T- SHIRT HANDLE WITH CARE so the next day the sardar wears jeans and writes on it CANDLE WITH HAIRS .........

a baby was born to a Sardar jii.nurse told himvery happily about his newly born baby.he said donot tell my wife about my baby,s birth.I will give him SURPRISE

EK SARDARNI NU APNE SARDAR TE BADA PYAR AYA TE BOLI K TUSEE HAZARAN WICH IK HO G! SARDAR NE ONHU KHICH K THAPPAR MARYA TE BOLYA KAMINIYE BAQI 999 KON NE?

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it--s one leg and
told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it--s second leg and told
the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At
last he cut it--s fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn--t walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, I found it. If we cut cockroach--s four legs,
it becomes deaf.

When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardar shouted, You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board WASH BASIN

Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!



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