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Four sardar talking about doing business.
They open garage.... six month tak koi customer nahi aaya...why ?
Kyonki unhone garage seven--th floor pe khola tha....
Ab woh log taxi ka business shuru karte hai....three months tak taxi chalate hai per
ek bhi passenger nahi milta....why ?..kyonki charo ek hi taxi main bethkar ghumte the....
Ab sabne socha ki taxi ko mountain se phek dete hai sab zor se dhakka lagate rahe
Magar gadi ek inch bhi nahi hili....why ? kyonki do aage se aur do peechhe se dhakka maar rahe the......

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Sardar : aaj maine paani ko ullu banaya
wo kaise?
Sardar: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..

Police to sardar : kal subah 5 baje tumhe faasi di jayegi..
Sardar : ha ha ha ha ha ....
Police : isme hasne ki kya baat hai...
Sardar : main to roz subah 8 baje uthta hu.

teacher to sardar:- name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.

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Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?
A. Because under 18 were not allowed.

A Sardar was passing from a jungle,
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,

Sardar:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere gharbhi hai:-)