sardar ji

aik din aik sardar sahab apnay ghar say bahir nikaltay hain samnay kalay ka chikla per say slip ho jatay hain. unhian choot lag jati hai girnay say. 2 din bad jab dobara apnay ghar say nikaltay hain to samnay kalay ka chilka dhaik kar khatya hain aO MARYIA RABBAB AAG FAIR SLIP HONA PAY GA

A Sardar enters shop and shouts, where--s my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: ISke Saath koi gift nahin hai bhaisaab
Sardar: Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE?
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Sardar at an art gallery I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call a modern Art?
Art Dealer I beg your pardon sir? That?s a mirror!

MAN : how can a sardar kill a lion?
SARDAR : i will eat the poison and allow the lion too eat me, oo bolo ta ra ra ra.

raat ko sardar g ki beewi us ko utha key kehti hai , utho g billi sara doodh pee ghai hai.
sardar g kehtay hain,kitni dafa kaha hai k
kameez pehan kar soeya karo

Sardar Running After Buss Finally Catch it n Asks To Driver --Yeh Buss Teri Maa Lagti Hai, Driver --Nhi-- Yeh Buss Teri Behan Lagti Hai, Driver --Nhi-- Tu Phir Charhnay Q Nhi Daita

Aik sardar jee apni sister ke sath bicycle pe kahen ja rahe thay. Aik aur sardar ne unhain dekha to samjha ke shayad woh un ki girlfriend hai, unhon ne awaz lagai, oay sardar jee...! mashook te bari sohni bithai ae cycle te. Yeh sun kar sardar jee ko ghussa aa gaya, or bole, oay mashook howe gi teri...! apni taan bhain wa

Sher singh: oay gabbar singh...! tenun ki dassan lahoriay kinnay mehman nawaz nain.
Gabbar singh: kinnay???
Sher singh: oay lahore jao te lahoriay aini khidmat karde nain, apne hath nal roti khuande nain, apne hath nal kapre puande nain, apne hath nal pani piande nain.
Gabbar singh: hain??? aini mehman nawazi??? hore ki ki karde nain bai???
Sher singh: oay apne ghar wich rehn di jaga wi dende nain, bilkul free, sair sapata wi karande nain, bilkul free, cinema wi dakhande nain, bilkul free.
Gabbar singh: hain....! bilkul free???? balle bai balle....! sardar jee tuseen kinni wari lahore gae ho?
Sher singh: main te naen meri buddi gai si.

aik sardar Englang gaya, wahan us ka garma khane ko dil chaha, us ne socha keh garmi ko HEAT kehte hain, is hisab se garma HEATA kehlae ga, woh aik store main jata hai or sales girl se kehta hai PLEASE GIVE ME ONE HEATA. sales girl ne yeh word pehle nahen suna hota, woh dictionary main check karne lag jati hai ke akhir HEATA kis chez ka nam hai, kafi der dictionary check karne ke bad sardar se kehti hai ke aap ki matlooba chez hamare store main nahen hai, sardar store se bahir aa raha hota hai to us ko aik dost mil jata hai, woh bhi sardar hota hai, woh kehta hai ke sardar jee, main is store main HEATA lene aya tha, in ke pas hai hi nahen, dosra sardar bola, yar yeh loag bare nalaiq hain, kal main in ke store main COLDA (sarda) lene aya tha in ke pas woh bhi nahen tha....!

Once a sardar--s son asked him, Bapu jee! ik jumle di angrezi tan dasso. Sardar asked, Oay main matric paas aan, puch putra jo puchna ae. Son asked, kam hoya, fair hoya, te fair honda hi gaya. Sardar, Puttar very simple, work done, and done, and done dana dan dan.