sardar ji

An Ass behind another Ass, behind that I and behind me the whole Nation. A sardar jee making his kid understand the spelling of Assassination.....

ik dafa ik meeting mein sab kehtey hain k sardars r stupids achanak ik sardar ata hai or kehta hai how can u say this i will prove that v r intelligent but i will b here after my break saying this he went out .wo nichey jata hai or pan waley se kehta hai k sab aisa kuiun kehtey hain hum bewakoof log hain pan wala kehta hai k mein tum se ik pehali pouchta hoon tum is ka jawab dena ok phir faisla karein gey ;wo bolta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoou teesra kiya kaerta hai?sardar bahut sochta hai or 1 ghantey bad kehta hai i dont know wo kehta hai k mein bhi sab se yehio pouchoon ga kuin k ye mushkil sawal hai.
wouper jata hai or sab se pouchta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoo teesra kiya kaun hai?ik admi kehta hai tu tu wo kehta k nhi teesra nechey khokey pe hai...
ha ha ha..

Sardar tells a girl Come 2 my house at nite,
nobody will be there............. Girl goes at night & there was
nobody at home

Ek din Do Sardar apni kanjoosi ki baat kar rahe hote he:
1st Sardar:mene apne honeymoon ke ek admi ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe me akela gaya tha.
2nd Sardar:aree mene to dono ke paise bachaye kyuki honeymoon pe mene apni biwi ko apne dost ke saath bhejdiya.

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying.... When a Person asked what he was doing.... He replied... Oye!! Higher
Studies Yaar...!!!

Sardar to his friend I kiss my Wife everyday before leaving for Office, what about you?
Friend : Me too, after you leave.

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ? Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I--ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Sardar to Shopkeeper: - Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao,
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Sardar: - Isme aur Colour Dikhao

Question : Sabse jyada sardar kahan miltey hein
Answer : jokes mein