sardar ji

sadak pe kisi ka exident ho gaya or kafi log jama ho gaye.sardar g ne kafi koshish ki k marne wala dekhun lekin hajoom ziada hone waja se nakam rahe to shor macha dia----------marne wala mera BAAP he marne wala mera BAAP he.logon ne rasta de dia-- sardar g ne jab age ja k dekha to GADHA mara hua tha.ha ha ha ha
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where were you born ?
Sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.

IN INTERVIEW, A SARDAR WAS ASKED ----WHO--S MONICA SELES?
SARDAR; TENNES PLAYER.........
INTERVIEWER; OK & WHO--S MONICA LEWINSKI?
SARDAR; PENIS PLAYER.

Aik dafa sardar ji apni behain ke saath kahin ja rahe they peche se awaz aiOYE MASHOKE le ker kahaan nikle?
SARDAR ne guse se kahaOYEmashoka ho gi teri meri to behain
hai.Ha ha ha ha........................

Aik dafa aik sardar apni mashooka k gher k baher beth ker us k gam me susu ker rha tha.achnak mashooka ne usy dekh lia.jab us ne sardar se pocha k tum ye kia ker rhy ho to sardar ne jwab dia k main tumhary gamm me itna pagal ho gya hon k ansooo bhi jga bdal bdal ker nikal rhy hain.

Aik Sardar jee kafi der say chae ki pyali main chamach hila rahe the aakhir kafi der ke baad unhon ne kaha Lo bhai aik baat tho maloom hogai ke agar chae main cheeni na ho tho jitni marzi chhe chamach hila lo wo meethi nahi ho gi.

SARDAR ki mangni hui :
usko pata chala
k Mangater ka kisi k sath koi affair nahi tha,,,

SARDAR : ne ye kaih k Mangni tor di ! !

Jab ye kisi or ki na ho saki to meri kya hogi... hahahhahah

Aik party main 1 aurat ko toilet ka nahi pata tha us nay 1 sardar jee say poocha Sardar jee shoo shoo karne ki jaga dikhain.Sardar jee bole you naughty, pehle aap.

Women 2 sikh police: Sardar ji aik saal ho gaya hai mera banda gharon aalu lain gaya si,te wapis e nai aya
sardar: tay tusi koi hor handi paka lo ji........