sardar ji

SARDAR KI MANGNI HOI. USEY PATA CHALA K USKI MANGAITER KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHI THA. US NE YEH KEH KAR MANGNI TOR DI K JO KISI AUR KI NAHI HO SAKI WO MERI KYA HO GI. HA HA HA HA

SARDAR KI MANGNI HOI. USEY PATA CHALA K USKI MANGAITER KA KISI SE KOI AFFAIR NAHI THA. US NE YEH KEH KAR MANGNI TOR DI K JO KISI AUR KI NAHI HO SAKI WO MERI KYA HO GI. HA HA HA HA

Train staion pe ruki: aik aadmi ne sath bethye sardar se pocha: konsa staition ha?

Sardar ne bahar dekha or kuch deer baad bola--
Lagda te Railway stayion aee

Lady Doc: Tum aroz clinic k bahar kharye ho kar ladies ko kiun ghoortye ho??

Sardar jee: aap he nai to bahar likha hua hai k ladies ko dekhne ka time 9am se 5am tak hai... hahhaha

? Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA

aik dafa aik sardar jee ne deewar par likha hwa parha --likhna wala brilliant parhany wala donkey-- unhain ghusa aya foran mita kr likha --parhany wala brilliant likhnay wala donkey--.

A Sardar & his wife were waiting for train
itne main KHYBER MAIL aa gaye
Sardar bhag k train mein charha
or
apni wife se bola
jab khyber female aye to tum bhi ajana


Aftab khan

sardarni came from hotel and said to sardar
sardar ji sardar ji aj ty ghazab ho gaya
sardar ji: ooy--e ki hoya
sardarni:aj har koi mery kapron sy cher rahy thy
sardar replied oy--e tenu kinni wari akheya hy kapry pa ke bazar na jaya kar.


hammad

Sardar ne makhi k par tor k kaha,Urr ja.

But..

makhi nahin uri,
Sardar ne kaha,
Sabit hua agar makhi k par tor diye
jain to makhi sun nahin sakti


Aftab khan